2024 Olympics in Paris, France

[Squarehead]

I was just reading that France gives out 200 000 condoms to the attending athletes. Until now I didn't know that sex was/is an Olympic discipline. I wonder who the favorite is to win it all.

[Fuzz]

The Rio games organisers gave out on average 42 condoms per athlete (approx 450k condoms in total). Whether in celebration or commiseration, you have to be a true athlete to use up your allotment.

[SirVantes]

15 hours ago, Fuzz said:

you have to be a true athlete to use up your allotment.

The games last for 16 days. Easy if you are used to false starts, 3 attempts to clear, or fastest finishers. Not to mention relays, rolling subs, double/triple teaming...

[Chibearsv]

2 hours ago, SirVantes said:

The games last for 16 days.  Easy if you are used to false starts, 3 attempts to clear, or fastest finishers.  Not to mention relays, rolling subs, double/triple teaming...

Also, fast breaks and mixed doubles 😁

[NSXCIGAR]

https://www.gqindia.com/get-smart/content/history-of-sex-in-the-olympic-village

[Fuzz]

9 hours ago, SirVantes said:

The games last for 16 days.  Easy if you are used to false starts, 3 attempts to clear, or fastest finishers.  Not to mention relays, rolling subs, double/triple teaming...

Just like the Games, disqualification for a false start! No heats or prelims, straight into the finals. With over 2000 athletes, there just isn't time to waste!

[Ford2112]

" pole vault"?

[JohnS]

And for all the athletes who don't speak French, they need to be reminded that the French word "préservatif" does not mean preservative in English! 😄