Tractor Porn

[99call]

So here in the UK we are in the middle of yet another political scandal.  Neil Parish is a tory MP Tiverton and Honiton, and as such is obviously a decent, upright pillar of the community....................wrong.  It was stated that he had been observed to be openly watching porn on his phone (on multiple occasions), and once actually inside the commons chamber of Westminster, (in the presence of two female co-workers)

You have to love the brass neck of the Tories.  Neil Parish himself actually did a press run (prior to the MP's name being made public) and batted back and forth questions about what should happen to the MP in question.............when it was actually HIM!???     bonkers

It continues.  So in defence of watching porn at work,  he said he was actually watching it by mistake.............don't you hate it when that happens. 

It turns out he was actually wanting to watch video's about tractors!, (during discussions where anything from child poverty, to cancer treatment regulations can be in play).      He'd typed in "Dominator Tractors",   and ended up, through no fault of his own clicking on porn.  Poor bugger!

Anyway during Boris's never ending crisis, he as a sacrificial lamb,  probably arrived at the perfect juncture, and had to resign. 

His BS account of the situation couldn't stand however.  I think power from up on high, made his change his testimony to say that although the initial entry in to the porn sight, was a perfectly decent mistake................him "going in a second time".  was the real error of judgement. 

So long Neil.   🚜 💔

 

 

 

[99call]

9 minutes ago, therealrsr said:

Now that's hot!!!

 

[Webbo]

10 hours ago, 99call said:

So here in the UK we are in the middle of yet another political scandal.  Neil Parish is a tory MP Tiverton and Honiton, and as such is obviously a decent, upright pillar of the community....................wrong.  It was stated that he had been observed to be openly watching porn on his phone (on multiple occasions), and once actually inside the commons chamber of Westminster, (in the presence of two female co-workers)

You have to love the brass neck of the Tories.  Neil Parish himself actually did a press run (prior to the MP's name being made public) and batted back and forth questions about what should happen to the MP in question.............when it was actually HIM!???     bonkers

It continues.  So in defence of watching porn at work,  he said he was actually watching it by mistake.............don't you hate it when that happens. 

It turns out he was actually wanting to watch video's about tractors!, (during discussions where anything from child poverty, to cancer treatment regulations can be in play).      He'd typed in "Dominator Tractors",   and ended up, through no fault of his own clicking on porn.  Poor bugger!

Anyway during Boris's never ending crisis, he as a sacrificial lamb,  probably arrived at the perfect juncture, and had to resign. 

His BS account of the situation couldn't stand however.  I think power from up on high, made his change his testimony to say that although the initial entry in to the porn sight, was a perfectly decent mistake................him "going in a second time".  was the real error of judgement. 

So long Neil.   🚜 💔

[jakebarnes]

Just kept searching "plowing"

[99call]

1 hour ago, Webbo said:

Completely forgotten about this guy...........perfect!!

[Stevieboy]

Completely forgotten about this guy...........perfect!!

Bob Fleming 'ere (ahem, ahem, aHEM!).
Genius

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[HarveyBoulevard]

As a quick public service announcement, do not Google tractor porn or hot babes on tractors. It is not safe for work. I was going to post a picture here but thought better…

[PigFish]

2 hours ago, HarveyBoulevard said:

As a quick public service announcement, do not Google tractor porn or hot babes on tractors. It is not safe for work. I was going to post a picture here but thought better…

Trying it now….

[El Presidente]

Tractor Porn. 

the "chubby chasers" of the car loving fraternity. 

[PigFish]

…. did not go so well. Somehow I ended up at a woman’s shoe store!