Future Darwin Award winner

[Fuzz]

Why oh why in the world would you go and lick something you find on the beach, especially in Australia of all places?!?!

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/man-films-himself-licking-bluebottle-jellyfish-for-tiktok/news-story/587c3a0f491a112fb79845f71116bce5

 

[mprach024]

Guys are stupid lol.  Testosterone could be sold as “stupid potion”

[El Presidente]

Disappointing he didn't lick it.

 It is Gods way of thinning out the dickheads. 

[IanMcLean68]

5 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

Dissapointing he didn't lick it.

 It is Gods way of thinning out the dickheads. 

Removed my comment, the creature in question was a blue bottle not a blue ringed octopus

 

[El Presidente]

Just now, IanMcLean68 said:

I think technically speaking, the blue ringed octopus is venomous not poisonous.
It has to bite you with its beak to get you, so I doubt licking it would have done much, unless it enticed the octopus to bite.

Ok.

Disappointing he didn't kiss it on the beak.......

[IanMcLean68]

Just now, El Presidente said:

Ok.

Disappointing he didn't kiss it on the beak.......

Its OK, I got the creature wrong anyway. Still, as long as he avoided the tentacles.

[El Presidente]

1 minute ago, IanMcLean68 said:

Removed my comment, the creature in question was a blue bottle not a blue ringed octopus

 

or licked it repeatedly.......

God's gift to influencers. 

[La_Tigre]

Preferred Outcome: InstaDeath

[Ken Gargett]

1 hour ago, IanMcLean68 said:

Its OK, I got the creature wrong anyway. Still, as long as he avoided the tentacles.

tentacles are not the problem. as rob mentioned, the beak. if they bite you. 

as for that idiot, if breathing was not involuntary...

[IanMcLean68]

1 hour ago, Ken Gargett said:

tentacles are not the problem. as rob mentioned, the beak. if they bite you. 

as for that idiot, if breathing was not involuntary...

The beak would have been the problem, as I also mentioned, if the creature was in fact a blue ringed octopus. But I got that wrong, the creature the guy was supposedly going to lick was a blue bottle, so the stinging tentacles would be the issue.

[Fuzz]

Some days you just wish blue bottle's had control of their tentacles. Would've been nice to see it suddenly wrap it's tentacles around the fool's head as he goes in for the lick.

[nKostyan]

I think the guy knew what he was doing and got what he wanted- take a hype.

[Cigar Surgeon]

The Internet has made me very wary about what I lick in Australia.

[leebert]

Geez - and I thought this was a breakout thread re: lifespan of the anti-jab dudes...

[mprach024]

40 minutes ago, leebert said:

Geez - and I thought this was a breakout thread re: lifespan of the anti-jab dudes...

😳

[Meesterjojo]

Too bad he didn't lick it proper and chase it with a tide pod, or whatever the kiddos are consuming these days.