Friday Funny: Things Divorce make you do

[El Presidente]

In honour of Nino's post on a Cuban divorce.  

 

 

 

Man Bought a House Next to His Ex-wife Just to Install a Giant Middle Finger

 

businessinsider

Alan Markovitz, a Detroit based strip club owner, had bought a house right next to his ex-wife’s home in Michigan. Mysteriously, there is a bronze statue installed on his yard, with the middle finger pointing upwards. This statue is tilted in the direction of his neighbor, who is not surprisingly his ex-wife.

Lea Tuohy, the daughter of his ex-wife, tweeted about this piece of sculpture. “’How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy Alan,” she wrote on her twitter feed.

 

[La_Tigre]

56 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

In honour of Nino's post on a Cuban divorce.  

 

 

 

Man Bought a House Next to His Ex-wife Just to Install a Giant Middle Finger

 

businessinsider

Lea Tuohy, the daughter of his ex-wife, tweeted about this piece of sculpture. “’How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy Alan,” she wrote on her twitter feed.

 

ex-wife...

of a Detroit based strip club owner...

Giant Middle Finger...

 

“Real classy...”

🤔

 

and besides...it appears “The Hand” has its own sun shade. Wouldn’t want property devaluation from bleaching in the sun...now, that there is a considerate neighbor. 🤣 

[Fuzz]

It is classy. He didn't put it in the front yard....

[Ken Gargett]

32 minutes ago, La_Tigre said:

ex-wife...

of a Detroit based strip club owner...

Giant Middle Finger...

 

Real classy...

"detroit strip club owner".

and you thought it might be classy?

[La_Tigre]

2 hours ago, Fuzz said:

It is classy. He didn't put it in the front yard....

Now, now...let me refer you to the HOA ~201.007 subparagraph a, items:

7: There is to be no posting of vulgar sculptures of body parts in the entirety of the front living space of the property.

     d) Body parts may not consist of hands or genitalia and may not be directed at any ex-partner’s livable property. 

[Fuzz]

2 hours ago, La_Tigre said:

Now, now...let me refer you to the HOA ~201.007 subparagraph a, items:

7: There is to be no posting of vulgar sculptures of body parts in the entirety of the front living space of the property.

     a) Body parts may not consist of hands or genitalia and may not be directed at any ex-partner’s livable property. 

It is a religious statue. It represents the main tenets of his religion, namely; oneness in thought and singular in purpose. To give this symbol to another is the highest honour.

Besides, the statue is in the back, satisfying the main point of the HOA, namely that it is not in the front living space of the property. Point "a" refers to a sculpture in the front living space of said property.

[La_Tigre]

21 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Besides, the statue is in the back, satisfying the main point of the HOA, namely that it is not in the front living space of the property. Point "a" refers to a sculpture in the front living space of said property.

But the contention was the classinness of it all. We contend he had no choice but to be classy and put the statue in the rear 😊 due to the salvation of HOA bylaws.....🤣😂

[Habana Mike]

Of course one would put it up the rear!

[joeypots]

I'll never get married again. Next time I'm tempted to get married I'm going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

Attributed to the late, great, Rodney Dangerfield.