Ken Gargett Posted November 8, 2019 Posted November 8, 2019 what else were you expecting? overpriced, overhyped, flavourless. a cigar which aspires to be garden manure. i would not insult my possum by leaving the butt of one for it. if the monte C were a movie, it would be Roma; a singer, it would be whitney houston; an actor, cate blanchet; and a rugby player, bernard foley. overrated, overhyped, and of far less importance to the fate of the world than they and their sycophants might have us believe. they will not be missed. my one fear in life is that someone slips me one in disguise and i don't totally hate it - never happen. 1 1
bbguardsp Posted November 8, 2019 Posted November 8, 2019 So you still have your "final one"? Video review incoming?
Ken Gargett Posted November 8, 2019 Author Posted November 8, 2019 final one? i think there are two or three rolling around somewhere. no chance of a video.
IanMcLean68 Posted November 8, 2019 Posted November 8, 2019 I don't have any experience with the Monte C, but I must say it is reassuring to see I am not the only one that thinks that both whitney houston as a singer and cate blanchet as an actor are both overrated. Thanks Ken ? 1
El Presidente Posted November 8, 2019 Posted November 8, 2019 Doesn't count! You have to smoke one this weekend. No short cuts ? 1 1
Popular Post Ken Gargett Posted November 8, 2019 Author Popular Post Posted November 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Doesn't count! You have to smoke one this weekend. No short cuts ? you ask for a review. you got one. nowhere does it say it must be this weekend. you need to be specific. i did everything that i was asked. you are the monte C of cigar moderators - you promise something and fail to deliver! might i say, genius marketing concept - make your entire client base smoke something they hate. PT Barnum could not have come up with a better idea! 1 8
CaptainQuintero Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 You know it's such a stand out bad cigar for you, but did you get your hands on the Monte D following on? Or pass because of the associated trauma? The D were brilliant little cigars
El Presidente Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Ken Gargett said: you ask for a review. you got one. nowhere does it say it must be this weekend. you need to be specific. i did everything that i was asked. you are the monte C of cigar moderators - you promise something and fail to deliver! might i say, genius marketing concept - make your entire client base smoke something they hate. PT Barnum could not have come up with a better idea! If the olympics gave a gold medals for whining, you would stand front and centre on the dias. Whining, procrastinating, malingering, arrogance and self worship would be your pentathlon events. 1
Ken Gargett Posted November 9, 2019 Author Posted November 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, CaptainQuintero said: You know it's such a stand out bad cigar for you, but did you get your hands on the Monte D following on? Or pass because of the associated trauma? The D were brilliant little cigars did not see a lot of D's but what i saw, i liked. 5 minutes ago, El Presidente said: If the olympics gave a gold medals for whining, you would stand front and centre on the dias. Whining, procrastinating, malingering, arrogance and self worship would be your pentathlon events. oh, the serpent's tooth... that is a bit harsh, especially given i went away, dug up one of these little crapheaps, just to make you happy. not as though you are being flooded with responses. can't think why - go and smoke your least favourite cigar. and you have not been inundated with entries? shocker!
El Presidente Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 Just now, Ken Gargett said: did not see a lot of D's but what i saw, i liked. oh, the serpent's tooth... that is a bit harsh, especially given i went away, dug up one of these little crapheaps, just to make you happy. not as though you are being flooded with responses. can't think why - go and smoke your least favourite cigar. and you have not been inundated with entries? shocker! You lying POS. No photo. No review. You never smoked it.
Ken Gargett Posted November 9, 2019 Author Posted November 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, El Presidente said: You lying POS. No photo. No review. You never smoked it. I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING THE REVIEW. PHOTOS BEING SENT TO STEVE AS I AM ALSO DOING IT FOR KENFESSIONS. and trust me, i smoked it. right to the end. no spoilers. i just remembered why you are in such a filthy mood. Di is making you go to the Bruce movie. yeah Di!!!
Ken Gargett Posted November 9, 2019 Author Posted November 9, 2019 Just now, db13 said: Is this post your cigar nemesis review or one line from your next Erotic Poetry piece? you and whipcrack are destined to your own table in hell!!!!
El Presidente Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Ken Gargett said: I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING THE REVIEW. PHOTOS BEING SENT TO STEVE AS I AM ALSO DOING IT FOR KENFESSIONS. You have a problem reading don't you. Post the photo's now so that your review is complete or this thread will be deleted by the morning. Even a tech muppet such as yourself can attach the photos that you have allegedly taken (yesterday) to this thread. Comprende? i will never listen or watch anything to do with Springsteen outside of your house. Ever. You have broken me 1
Ken Gargett Posted November 9, 2019 Author Posted November 9, 2019 Just now, El Presidente said: You have a problem reading don't you. Post the photo's now so that your review is complete or this thread will be deleted by the morning. Even a tech muppet such as yourself can attach the photos that you have allegedly taken (yesterday) to this thread. Comprende? i will never listen or watch anything to do with Springsteen outside of your house. Ever. You have broken me i have told Di she should leave you instantly if you do not take her. to the movie. i think she is good with that. fear not, i am doing a brand new review. a new thread. and before you berate my tech ability, as of today, i am claiming most techophile (or whatever the correct term is) person in the family - my sister has just rung from mum's (on the landline). seems she has lost her mobile. she is convinced that the new puppy has swallowed it (the dog does not ring if you call the number). i'm not that bad!
Fuzz AI Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said: I AM IN THE PROCESS OF DOING THE REVIEW. PHOTOS BEING SENT TO STEVE AS I AM ALSO DOING IT FOR KENFESSIONS. and trust me, i smoked it. right to the end. no spoilers. i just remembered why you are in such a filthy mood. Di is making you go to the Bruce movie. yeah Di!!! That does sound torturous..... seeing that movie, not smoking the cigar.
IanMcLean68 Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said: and before you berate my tech ability, as of today, i am claiming most techophile (or whatever the correct term is) person in the family
PigFish Posted November 9, 2019 Posted November 9, 2019 20 hours ago, El Presidente said: You lying POS. No photo. No review. You never smoked it. Playing the man are we...! -LOL The Monte C is not a nemesis cigar, it is a crap cigar. Maybe I will take one for the team and smoke one of these for Ken's sake...! -Piggy 2
Ken Gargett Posted November 9, 2019 Author Posted November 9, 2019 may i point out that there is now a review - in full whipcrack-approved mode - elsewhere, which should supercede this thread.
BuzzArd Posted November 10, 2019 Posted November 10, 2019 On 11/8/2019 at 6:49 PM, El Presidente said: You have a problem reading don't you. Post the photo's now so that your review is complete or this thread will be deleted by the morning. Even a tech muppet such as yourself can attach the photos that you have allegedly taken (yesterday) to this thread. Comprende? i will never listen or watch anything to do with Springsteen outside of your house. Ever. You have broken me I disagree and I agree. Disagreement: Don’t delete the thread. Fantastic entertainment even if (as @PigFish points out) it appears the man was played instead of the ball on both sides. Agreement: I kinda feel about Springsteen the way Ken feels about the Monte C.....
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