Popular Post Ken Gargett Posted July 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 2, 2019 Philosophers Of the Century ... ~ Betsy Salkind... Men are like floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~ Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Steve Martin.. Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. . ~ George Roberts. The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. ~ Robert Benchley... I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Old Italian proverb.. After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nKostyan Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Great selection, thanks Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 - Jimmy Buffett... I don't even know where we are They tell me were circling a star Well I'll take their word, I don't know But I'm dizzy so it may be so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry "A man has to know his limitations..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirds Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Good compilation, Ken. Chuckled out loud on several. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helix Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Loved it. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feral Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Convince yourself that the people around you are secretly planning to do something nice for you...it’ll make it easier to pretend to like them. --- Chad Shank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.e4f0b490c28219f330a93d4e591d1f69.png)
.png.f9e141948a2433bbec66035c4e12977b.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now