Philosophers Of the Century ...

[Ken Gargett]

Philosophers Of the Century ...

 

 

 

  ~ Betsy Salkind...  
Men are like floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

 

   ~ Jean Kerr...

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

 

  ~ Prince Philip...  
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

 

  ~ Harrison Ford...  
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

 

   ~ Spike Milligan...  
The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.

 

  ~ Jean Rostand...  
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror

 

  ~  Arnold Schwarzenegger...  
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

 

  ~ WH Auden...  
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

 

  ~ Jonathan Katz...  
In hotel rooms, I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

 

  ~ Johnny Carson...  
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

 ~ Steve Martin..  
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

 

  ~ Jimmy Durante...  
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

 

.   ~ George Roberts.  
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

 

  ~ Jonathan Winters...  
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

 

  ~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

 

  ~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

 

  ~ David Letterman...  
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

 

  ~ Howard Hughes...  
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.

 

   ~ Old Italian proverb..  
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

[nKostyan]

Great selection, thanks Ken

[Islandboy]

- Jimmy Buffett...

I don't even know where we are
They tell me were circling a star
Well I'll take their word, I don't know
But I'm dizzy so it may be so

[anacostiakat]

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry "A man has to know his limitations..."

[Thirds]

Good compilation, Ken.  Chuckled out loud on several. 

[helix]

Loved it. Thanks.

[feral]

Convince yourself that the people around you are secretly planning to do something nice for you...it’ll make it easier to pretend to like them. --- Chad Shank