Ken Gargett Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 this planet has no chance. forget about politics. forget class and religious differences. forget climate change. the pre-eminent, allegedly most intelligent and advanced species on the globe has decided that the latest u-beaut beauty treatment is to rub a serum made from blended circumcised baby penises all over your face. i am not making this up. apparently cate blanchett is a fan. big surprise. oh the bad jokes one could... but won't. if there is any hope for humanity, it lies in the fact that someone is apparently making the best part of a grand a treatment from this nonsense. that i can live with. 1
Zigatoh Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 Not exactly... Epidermal growth factor, which may have been originally derived from a baby foreskin but will then have been cloned in a lab. Pretty grim anyway but egf has been proven to speed up wound healing as well as improving skin. Then again ambergris (gunk from in blue whales digestive systems), musk (anal gland secretions from musk deer and musk rat), ground up beetles to colour lipstick, etc have all been around for years!
Popular Post Jorgy83 Posted November 27, 2018 Popular Post Posted November 27, 2018 Well... don't keep us waiting, Ken. How's the skin? 2 5
Jimmy_jack Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 I misplaced it, couldn’t find it. Thank you @Ken GargettI now know what happened to it!
Cayman17 Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 It’s actually Kate Beckinsale who is raving about it
TBird55 Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 Biting my tongue here, following Ken's lead on the jokes.
Fuzz Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 First there was the semen facial beauty treatment (yes, I am being serious), and now baby foreskin serum. I guess people will put anything on their face in the search for beauty. 1
Ken Gargett Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 5 hours ago, Cayman17 said: It’s actually Kate Beckinsale who is raving about it yes, but apparently blanchett is another fan.
Ken Gargett Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Fuzz said: First there was the semen facial beauty treatment (yes, I am being serious), and now baby foreskin serum. I guess people will put anything on their face in the search for beauty. what most of them should put on their face is a mask. 1
Ken Gargett Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Zigatoh said: Not exactly... Epidermal growth factor, which may have been originally derived from a baby foreskin but will then have been cloned in a lab. Pretty grim anyway but egf has been proven to speed up wound healing as well as improving skin. Then again ambergris (gunk from in blue whales digestive systems), musk (anal gland secretions from musk deer and musk rat), ground up beetles to colour lipstick, etc have all been around for years! so cloned baby penises? not sure that makes me feel any better.
pgwdaddy Posted November 28, 2018 Posted November 28, 2018 I’m at a loss for words...well at least metaphorically. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
ayepatz Posted November 28, 2018 Posted November 28, 2018 I’m sure there’s a “big-head” joke in here somewhere...?
Auspaul Posted November 28, 2018 Posted November 28, 2018 Interesting have not had a foreskin for decades looks like its valuable https://www.babygaga.com/15-shocking-uses-for-infant-foreskin/
Colt45 Posted November 28, 2018 Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, ayepatz said: I’m sure there’s a “big-head” joke in here somewhere...? or at least the one about the Mohel with no set price for his services - he only takes tips. 1
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