the end of the world really is nigh...

[Ken Gargett]

this planet has no chance. forget about politics. forget class and religious differences. forget climate change. 

the pre-eminent, allegedly most intelligent and advanced species on the globe has decided that the latest u-beaut beauty treatment is to rub a serum made from blended circumcised baby penises all over your face. i am not making this up.

apparently cate blanchett is a fan. big surprise. oh the bad jokes one could... but won't. 

if there is any hope for humanity, it lies in the fact that someone is apparently making the best part of a grand a treatment from this nonsense. that i can live with. 

 

[anacostiakat]

[Zigatoh]

Not exactly... Epidermal growth factor, which may have been originally derived from a baby foreskin but will then have been cloned in a lab. 

Pretty grim anyway but egf has been proven to speed up wound healing as well as improving skin. 

Then again ambergris (gunk from in blue whales digestive systems), musk (anal gland secretions from musk deer and musk rat), ground up beetles to colour lipstick, etc have all been around for years! 

[Jorgy83]

Well... don't keep us waiting, Ken. How's the skin?

[Jimmy_jack]

I misplaced it, couldn’t find it. Thank you @Ken GargettI now know what happened to it!

[Cayman17]

It’s actually Kate Beckinsale who is raving about it 

[TBird55]

Biting my tongue here, following Ken's lead on the jokes. 

 

[Fuzz]

First there was the semen facial beauty treatment (yes, I am being serious), and now baby foreskin serum. I guess people will put anything on their face in the search for beauty.

[Ken Gargett]

5 hours ago, Cayman17 said:

It’s actually Kate Beckinsale who is raving about it 

yes, but apparently blanchett is another fan. 

 

[Ken Gargett]

1 minute ago, Fuzz said:

First there was the semen facial beauty treatment (yes, I am being serious), and now baby foreskin serum. I guess people will put anything on their face in the search for beauty.

what most of them should put on their face is a mask. 

[Ken Gargett]

11 hours ago, Zigatoh said:

Not exactly... Epidermal growth factor, which may have been originally derived from a baby foreskin but will then have been cloned in a lab. 

Pretty grim anyway but egf has been proven to speed up wound healing as well as improving skin. 

Then again ambergris (gunk from in blue whales digestive systems), musk (anal gland secretions from musk deer and musk rat), ground up beetles to colour lipstick, etc have all been around for years! 

so cloned baby penises? not sure that makes me feel any better. 

[pgwdaddy]

I’m at a loss for words...well at least metaphorically.


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[ayepatz]

I’m sure there’s a “big-head” joke in here somewhere...?

[Auspaul]

Interesting have not had a foreskin for decades looks like its valuable  https://www.babygaga.com/15-shocking-uses-for-infant-foreskin/

[Colt45]

2 hours ago, ayepatz said:

I’m sure there’s a “big-head” joke in here somewhere...?

or at least the one about the Mohel with no set price for his services - he only takes tips.