Friday Funny: Complaints Department

[El Presidente]

Have a great weekend! 

 

 

 

[ayepatz]

The second one. Welcome to “Great” Britain. ??‍♂️

[garbandz]

"I'm here to have an argument !!"

 " Oh, sorry, It's being hit on the head lessons in here "...

"Put your hand there and say 'waah' "...

[cigcars]

[gweilgi]

Which complaint could possibly be any funnier than the one which starts:

Mr Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

 

[RupertPupkin]

From The New Yorker (Seinfeld fans will get this):

which complaint is funnier?

The pig says “I wish I was taller.” Or..

The Pig says “my wife is a slut.’”

 

[Fuzz AI]

I had one of these on my desk, at my old job.

My boss cautiously asked me one day if it was still live. Knowing me, it wasn't out of the realm of possibilities....

[BeerPimp]

When I worked at a grocery store the funniest complaint I got was that someone had purchased some ice cream and there was black specs in it.   I had to inform them that Breyers ice cream has real vanilla bean seeds in it and that's what the black specs were.

[stogieluver]

Too many people are complaining.