E-mail of October. Spammer with a sense of Humour.

[El Presidente]

I did a check on a new member registration and it showed he was a spammer. I check all new registrations against a few websites dedicated to forum spam. It stops most. This one was cut and dry. Click "Spammer" and gone. Most of them are bots. Onto the next registration.

next day I received an e-mail from the said spammer.

" Dear Sir

Why was my registration blocked? I can no longer view the site as a guest.

My reply.

Your e-mail address came up as a multiple spam account which is an automatic ban from the site.

His reply.

Dear Sir

"Innocent until proven guilty" is the normal practice afforded in advanced democracies of which your country is one. I request that you adhere to such a base principle"

I admit to having a serious chuckle

My reply

" Please go away"

His Reply.

"You and your members are the poorer for not having access to some of the finest pharmaceuticals in the world

Enjoy your day"

I had a great laugh

[Elvis]

That is pretty funny.

[Sigaar]

[MIKA27]

I could just imagine a rival thread, pictures and topics on Viagra et al....

[rckymtn22]

Nope not poorer, I am just fine without the guy!

[Fosgate]

I could just imagine a rival thread, pictures and topics on Viagra et al....

Yeah, all we need is a boner fairy selling viagra on this site. How the hell would we type?

[MIKA27]

Yeah, all we need is a boner fairy selling viagra on this site. How the hell would we type?

The thread could be called;

STIFF: Pharmaceuticals, blue pills for those who need it

[santela]

Sounds like a nice guy.

[JackFNQ]

Dear Sir

"Innocent until proven guilty" is the normal practice afforded in advanced democracies of which your country is one. I request that you adhere to such a base principle"

I had a great laugh

But democracy is Justice for the JustUs few.

Viva la benevolent dictator.

[jholen]

Haha.. that's too good.

[NSXCIGAR]

"Innocent until proven guilty" is the normal practice afforded in advanced democracies of which your country is one. I request that you adhere to such a base principle"

Uh, forum spam email address = proof of guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

Presumption of innocence and due process carried out!

Unfortunately, I was in the market for some fine pharmaceuticals...

[Dimmers]

..............access to some of the finest pharmaceuticals in the world

Mine. Emailing Di now.

[CanuckSARTech]

Yeah, all we need is a boner fairy selling viagra on this site. How the hell would we type?

One handed???

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[DoubleDD]

I see a missed opportunity. If you added his pharmaceuticals to the 24:24, such as Viagra, other retailers would have even stiffer competition.

[Drguano]

You get better service at the B&M. Consider the farmers wife who asked the chemist about Viagra.

Farmer's Wife: "Does it work?"

Chemist: "Yes Ma'am!"

Farmer's Wife: "Can you get it over the counter?"

Chemist: "Only if I take two..."

[msm1771]

Take once a day 30 minutes before sexual activity. If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours; you're welcome!

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[Ribeye]

That 4 hour warning is a great marketing ploy. Everybody wants to go the distance.

I wonder if the spammer will try to get in again through another route. There's big bucks in those little blue pills. They are among the most copied pharmaceuticals made today.

[srbbones]

Sounds like he knows his demographics at least.....

[SCgarman]

These email of the month threads are probably the funniest things here on the forum. Please pick a doozy to post at least every month. The last one was really hilarious! Makes for great laughs!

[jat]

It was an honest mistake, I was after some Trinidad Vigia and it must have been the spell checker than changed it........

[OZCUBAN]

Ha ha good one glad to see you vet all new potential members or impotent new members

[Warren]

The other day I was vetting a few new members on the Oris site and one came up as a kiddy porn aficionado.

Boy there are some creeps out there.