Hash Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 You mean manopause? Man O Pause , after 50 , the pause button is pushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcracker Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich, you have a 50% chance of being right...Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow....and as someone recently said to me:Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hunter1974 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 I have actually learned to slow down and enjoy the moment . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squarehead Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Once we hit 40 we all get that dreaded decease called "CRAFT"and there's no cure for it.CRAFT stands for"CAN'T REMEMBER A FU..@#G THING" and I should know it as I'm hitting 70 in 4 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippexx Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I'm nearer to 70 than 60 too and 'spose if I have CRAFT it's selective. But it is gratifying to read through a bunch of 'kids' ageing confessions and realise I'm backward in the grumpy stakes and need to catch up .... or is that down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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