MJ Double Fisting at the Ryder Cup

[Pedro2486]

If this forum was about asking people why they don't know something, my post count would be a million or more now… and the membership would be down to less than five!

My last comment about those who would prefer to argue with other members about why they don't know what they don't know, is this. It is far easier to 'wrap your head around' an issue when your head is not already wrapped by another issue, or tissue in this case! Remove the tissue, namely one's own sphincter, and the head will be free to wrap, or get wrapped up in, many issues!

Now a more serious question… What the hell is the Ryder Cup…? I vision bare chested men shooting water balloons at another team using jock straps as slingshots!

Am I right?

If I am wrong, does the game involve smoking? Maybe I might want to join a team if it does! If I have gotta' wear a stupid uniform like the ones pictured, I'm out… I probably can't afford it… But if involves smoking, while one at a time works best for me, I am in. Does the team bring the cigars, or do you furnish your own?

I have tons of questions about this battle of silk pajama draped gladiators engaged in two fisted smoking… Looks like fun! Are snacks and drinks also a part of the game? Who will mentor me?

Cheers! -Piggy

Never change Piggy, never change:D

[PigFish]

The serious answer:- It's a team golf event played between the United States and Europe. Initially the US and GB.

No.

Yes.

It depends. I usually take my own and share. So if you were on my team, the answer would be yes.

Yes.

I would. But I can only take you so far, as I have only been playing for 3 years. I think @bartolomeo is quite good. Should hit him up.

Golf…!

No wonder he brought two cigars and his pajamas. I am getting sleepy just thinking about it… Thanks for filling me in.

Next year, if I can remember, I will know all about the man in the pajamas and the game! Olympic star and hind-quarter for the Adirondack Alligators… he gets his 15yo cigars from Facebook has a hot wife and a bad temper but can afford both. -LOL

Sounds like I am all caught up then! Damn, you can learn a lot on FoH!

-Piggy