Favorite quote from Blazing Saddles?

[HarveyBoulevard]

After Bart had been sentenced to death...

Charlie: "they said you was hung"

Bart: "and they was right"

[Skyfall]

[Fuzz]

Jim: Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.

[ayepatz]

"It's Hedley!"

[Fuzz]

Hedley: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down; I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, **** kickers, and... METHODISTS!

Taggart: Could you repeat that, Sir?

[canadianbeaver]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"*

[NMJoe]

"Candygram for Mongo. Candygram for Momgo." "Mongo like candy!"

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

[Knilas]

Never seen it..but everyone talks about the fart scene around the campfire..

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[Skyfall]

Never seen it..but everyone talks about the fart scene around the campfire..

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Stop what you are doing, and go watch it immediately!!!!!!!! ( how you you gone through life and not seen Blazing Saddles?). I saw it for the first time at age 8 with my old man. He couldn't wait to watch it with me.

[Knilas]

Stop what you are doing, and go watch it immediately!!!!!!!! ( how you you gone through life and not seen Blazing Saddles?). I saw it for the first time at age 8 with my old man. He couldn't wait to watch it with me.

Yes sir! I will definitely put it on my to-do list, per your recommendation. Lol.

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[REASON]

Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

[Stevieboy]

"Ditto!"

[Fuzz]

"Ditto!"

Ditto? Ditto?! You provincial putz!

[fingerburner]

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[HarveyBoulevard]

I can't stop laughing out loud at the office every time I get a chance to review this thread. My wife just doesn't get it when I quote this movie. I wouldn't get it if she started quoting True Blood or Steel Magnolias so I guess that makes us even.

[Colt45]

"hey where are the white women at ?"

[Fuzz]

If we keep going, we might as well upload the whole script!

One of the funniest movies I have ever seen, and never miss a chance to see it on TV. History of the World Part 1 is in the same category. Champagne Comedy!!

[Colt45]

History of the World Part 1 is in the same category

I was thinking the same thing

"the inquisition, what a show"

"piss boy!"

And of course there's Young Frankenstein

"Abby someone"

[Skyfall]

my favorite scene, and at the 40 second mark is the best line of the movie!

http://youtu.be/JqRY25RstgE

[nikonNUT]

Well since we've left Blazing Saddles...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.

Igor: [imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiben.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes.

Igor: [to camera] Too late.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.

Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.

[GernBlansten]

Blazing Saddles:

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Sheriff Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Lili Von Shtupp: Well, then how about a little...

[whispers in his ear]

Sheriff Bart: Baby, please! I am not from Havana.

Lili Von Shtupp: Will I... see you again?

Sheriff Bart: Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

History Of The World pt. 1:

Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Louis XVI: Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gangbang the Queen!

Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!

Josephus: Hey, motherf*cker!

[Walt69]

Bart: ...You'd do it for Randolph Scott...

Townsfolk: "all together" Randolph scott...

[CBL]

Stop what you are doing, and go watch it immediately!!!!!!!! ( how you you gone through life and not seen Blazing Saddles?). I saw it for the first time at age 8 with my old man. He couldn't wait to watch it with me.

I too saw it with my dad when I was a kid, and last year I gave him the Mel Brooks collection on Blu-Ray and The Incredible Mel Brooks: An Irresistible Collection Of Unhinged Comedy. First thing we did was re-watch Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs before my mom got home from work (she doesn't appreciate intricate humor like that).