El Presidente Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westg Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Yep ha ha classsic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 seriously? i think i heard that before i could even speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natedog Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradNC Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLC Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Tee Hee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 i think i heard that before i could even speak. tells you how old this one really is...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 tells you how old this one really is...... colt, i think when it was first told, it was actually when both the lone ranger and tonto were just kids in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
str8dog Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Which reminds me of the punchline ... "Why you ask, Two Dogs Humping?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazolaman Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 seriously? i think i heard that before i could even speak. Ha. And I thought I was the only cynical bugger on this forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangedog Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 can't wait to see jack sparrow play tonto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 can't wait to see jack sparrow play tonto LOL. AGREED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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