El Presidente Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' "You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent."
Ken Gargett Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 seriously? i think i heard that before i could even speak.
Colt45 Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 i think i heard that before i could even speak. tells you how old this one really is......
Ken Gargett Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 tells you how old this one really is...... colt, i think when it was first told, it was actually when both the lone ranger and tonto were just kids in it.
str8dog Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 Which reminds me of the punchline ... "Why you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"
mazolaman Posted June 15, 2013 Posted June 15, 2013 seriously? i think i heard that before i could even speak. Ha. And I thought I was the only cynical bugger on this forum...
CanuckSARTech Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 can't wait to see jack sparrow play tonto LOL. AGREED!!!
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