BradNC Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 The Italian Virginity Test Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel." Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?" The doctor replies ... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue. If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !', ..........hit her with the Shovel.
riazp Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 Make my balls Bianconeri! Forza Juventus! Funny joke, thanks!
laficion Posted October 31, 2011 Posted October 31, 2011 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen !', And If she said that even without the paint ? Would she still get the shovel ?
DinoCop05 Posted November 1, 2011 Posted November 1, 2011 Make my balls Bianconeri! Forza Juventus! Funny joke, thanks! X2 Baby! Juve all the way!!!
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