frenchkiwi Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 i would like to protest against these incessant LFTHs. they are slowly building up an addiction to looking at pics of beautiful cigars. (ah the luscious sheen on those wrappers! ahh the inviting curves of those piramides!) i end up spending my time thinking about them and refreshing the forum page instead of working or getting on with my life. soon i will be fired, my family will leave me, i will starve, but i will not notice. i will die sitting in front of this PC screen clicking refresh, refresh, refresh... This forum has turned into an Addiction Industry pushing Porn-delivery Devices. It must be Shut Down.
KarlJ Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 Time to call your credit card company and up your limit! Temptation is not a *****, she is simply a beautiful reminder of the joys to be had in this short and sometimes cruel life!
TankerT Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 The pictures aren't my problem. My problem is trying to watch the FOH Cigar Review videos when my wife isn't looking.
asmith Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 i will die sitting in front of this PC screen clicking refresh, refresh, refresh... As long as you are not also sitting there saying, "Oh yeah baby thats what I am talking about, yeah work it, you know how I like it..."
fred170 Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 As long as you are not also sitting there saying, "Oh yeah baby thats what I am talking about, yeah work it, you know how I like it..." Good one Smithy...
Ghabanos Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 As long as you are not also sitting there saying, "Oh yeah baby thats what I am talking about, yeah work it, you know how I like it..." Maybe that is what he is doing ..
android Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 i would like to protest against these incessant LFTHs. they are slowly building up an addiction to looking at pics of beautiful cigars. (ah the luscious sheen on those wrappers! ahh the inviting curves of those piramides!) i end up spending my time thinking about them and refreshing the forum page instead of working or getting on with my life. soon i will be fired, my family will leave me, i will starve, but i will not notice. i will die sitting in front of this PC screen clicking refresh, refresh, refresh... This forum has turned into an Addiction Industry pushing Porn-delivery Devices. It must be Shut Down. Parental controls are being set for you soon!
First Lady Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 boys there are days I think Smithy is talking to a woman in the humidor when he takes the photo's all I here is give it to me baby, that the way, you look hot so a few times I have put on Sexual Healing on the computer to get him really in the mood
riazp Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 boys there are days I think he is talking to a woman in the humidor when he takes the photo's all I here is give it to me baby, that the way, you look hot so a few times I have put on Sexual Healing on the computer to get him really in the mood HAHAHAHA! I knew there was more to this what what meets the eye!
NJP Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 Even just watching the LFTH( cigar porn ) is like eating junk food. Ok while your doing it but you feel kind of empty once it's gone.
Colt45 Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 boys there are days I think Smithy is talking to a woman in the humidor when he takes the photo's all I here is give it to me baby, that the way, you look hot so a few times I have put on Sexual Healing on the computer to get him really in the mood If that (and the baby oil) doesn't help FrenchKiwi wean himself, I don't think anything will...
stogieokie Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 Now I'm kinda scared as to why we only see a hand with the boxes. I wonder if he is actually wearing any clothing while taking the pics... If I see ANYTHING else in the pictures I'm outta here as well!!
benjaminbbush Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 The pictures aren't my problem. My problem is trying to watch the FOH Cigar Review videos when my wife isn't looking. +1---ain't that the damn truth!
bacalao Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 boys there are days I think Smithy is talking to a woman in the humidor when he takes the photo's all I here is give it to me baby, that the way, you look hot so a few times I have put on Sexual Healing on the computer to get him really in the mood All this time I was thinking the cigars sheen was from their natural oils. I now have my doubts, thanks Smithy. Guess I'll just wait for another Lisa LFTH lol.
PigFish Posted August 15, 2011 Posted August 15, 2011 ... and my friend Rob pretends that capitalism has faults!!!! -LOL
frenchkiwi Posted August 16, 2011 Author Posted August 16, 2011 As long as you are not also sitting there saying, "Oh yeah baby thats what I am talking about, yeah work it, you know how I like it..." boys there are days I think Smithy is talking to a woman in the humidor when he takes the photo's all I here is give it to me baby, that the way, you look hot so a few times I have put on Sexual Healing on the computer to get him really in the mood Well there you have it. Lisa has helped you come out Smithy. And now we know why your LFTH cigar pics have so much chemistry. You are a Porn King and Cigar Pimp who enjoys too much of his own product, and is dragging the rest of us down into his depraved fantasy world. Someone please contact the Australian Government - this website should be immediately added to big brother's Family Friendly website filter (or whatever it's called).
Bandyt09 Posted August 16, 2011 Posted August 16, 2011 Even just watching the LFTH( cigar porn ) is like eating junk food. Ok while your doing it but you feel kind of empty once it's gone. I like to watch but it is my wallet that gets the empty feeling and my wife feels less than satisfied. She has put a stop to me fondling my sticks while I watch so now I can watch and type at the same time.
frenchkiwi Posted August 16, 2011 Author Posted August 16, 2011 I like to watch but it is my wallet that gets the empty feeling and my wife feels less than satisfied. She has put a stop to me fondling my sticks while I watch so now I can watch and type at the same time.
thechenman Posted August 16, 2011 Posted August 16, 2011 Is this a cigar forum, or a porn site. It's a cigarporn site.
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