Manny Sotelo Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 SO here's the short version, Im at home mindinding my own buisness and my girlfriend stops by. She ask's to use my laptop to surf the web and she "accidently" clicks on my e-mails. After being a chatter box this whole time she gets quite. I look @ her and she has a blank stair on her face. She looks at me with a not so happy face and asks "who's Lisa" im like who? "Lisa the girl you have all these emails from". LOL... I guess I wasent quick enough to awnser and she got all pshyco on me! Damn 22 year olds! I say "babe its nothing" she says "nothing? then why are you guys messaging back and forth then if its nothing". I then tell her "look, did you read the messages, its for my cigars that i've ordered see." relax killer. So, for her piece of mind she goes threw the e-mails from LISA then say's "why are you spending all this money on cigars". You never take me out any more bla bla bla bla bla..... I had to tune her out by then... I can never win! SO thanks Lisa, 1st I get in trouble of having an e-mail affair (that I didnt have) then I get in trouble for buying cigars (that I dont have), man I cant win.... Sometimes I dont get women! lol...
Trevor2118 Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Sometimes you lose....and sometimes you don't win......hard to tell the difference.
gigabyte056 Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 SO here's the short version, Im at home mindinding my own buisness and my girlfriend stops by. She ask's to use my laptop to surf the web and she "accidently" clicks on my e-mails. After being a chatter box this whole time she gets quite. I look @ her and she has a blank stair on her face. She looks at me with a not so happy face and asks "who's Lisa" im like who? "Lisa the girl you have all these emails from". LOL... I guess I wasent quick enough to awnser and she got all pshyco on me! Damn 22 year olds! I say "babe its nothing" she says "nothing? then why are you guys messaging back and forth then if its nothing". I then tell her "look, did you read the messages, its for my cigars that i've ordered see." relax killer. So, for her piece of mind she goes threw the e-mails from LISA then say's "why are you spending all this money on cigars". You never take me out any more bla bla bla bla bla..... I had to tune her out by then... I can never win! SO thanks Lisa 1st get in trouble of having an e-mail affair then I get in trouble for buying cigars, man I cant win.... Sometimes I dont get women! lol... Rookie mistake Always cover your tracks!!!
nick17 Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 LOL sounds like my girlfriend when she sees texts form girls i go to school with ( i go to school for event planing so we often text nmon stop about events we are working on) as for the spending money on cigars you have to find a girl like mine who smokes cigars with you from time to time
CBL Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 1st lesson, NEVER let your girlfriend touch your computer! 2nd lesson, NEVER let your girlfriend touch your computer! 3rd lesson, If she must use your computer, have a separate explorer just for her. I use Safari, so I have my friends and girlfriend use Firefox when they need my computer:) All my cigars get send to my girlfriends house, so it's hard to hide them from her (plus I'm excited as a child whenever I order a new box and tell everyone that will listen... reluctantly) but I'd shoot myself before I'd tell her what my cigars cost Plus there's an unwritten rule that for every 2 boxes you buy, you need to take your girl out once. I completely agree with you though, 22 year olds are ******* crazy. Anyone know what age woman become less crazy or should we just give up hoping for brighter times?
Ghabanos Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Sometimes it seems to be less trouble just have a damn affair...
Styler Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Haha, I have a totally seperate account on my PC for my other half. Even if she just asks to nip on for a minute I make sure she is logged in as herself. I'd probably rather she thought I was having an affair than found out just how much all those cigars actually cost!
El Presidente Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Trust me...you are not the first member whose wife has discovered....Lisa
BlueClaw Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 i like Lisa's emails.. my own secret cigar gal and in the end i know something good is on the way.. as far as the wifey or gal finding out.. if there is a breach on my laptop without my knowledge by inspector Clueso. DOWNPLAY DOWNPLAY DOWNPLAY AND LIE LIE LIE.. if she doesn't buy it then make sure your humidor is LOCKED.. first pick out a nice one and go smoke it at your favorite hideout.. chances are you're not gonna win that fight and better to let it die on the vine..
Vortigan Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 I can't decide whether this thread makes me miss the cut and thrust or if it makes me glad to be single!! Strange
Manny Sotelo Posted July 28, 2011 Author Posted July 28, 2011 Lol... She was still a little bothered when she left and to make matters worse, I have a buisness dinner tonight with another marketer (her name is Tania from Canada) . looks like ill be in the dog house this weekend....
riazp Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 LOL manny...just makes me appriciate my wife that much more...as long as I pay the condo and the bills, she does not ask what I do with the rest of my money.
Ghabanos Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Lol... She was still a little bothered when she left and to make matters worse, I have a buisness dinner tonight with another marketer (her name is Tania from Canada) . looks like ill be in the dog house this weekend.... Just make sure you bring cigars tk the doghouse... She won't bother u there hehehe
NitrousPurger Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 I'll admit that I've also had to answer the "Who's Lisa???" question... It doesn't help when you can't actually formulate words to explain because of how funny it is.
Vortigan Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Lol... She was still a little bothered when she left and to make matters worse, I have a buisness dinner tonight with another marketer (her name is Tania from Canada) . looks like ill be in the dog house this weekend.... Maybe your business dinner tonight could save you some earache??
IcedCanuck Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 That sucks dude, I feel for ya. I avoid that by having a BIOS password and a Windows password set. We each have our own computers so I don't have too much to worry about there frankly. Doesn't hurt that my g/f and I aren't really the jealous types either but I most certainly can see why some guy's chicks would flip their sh!t over that.
Freefallguy Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 SO thanks Lisa, 1st I get in trouble of having an e-mail affair (that I didnt have) The best answer to "Are you having an affair with Lisa?" is... "You, dear, should know better than anyone that my willy is not THAT long!
jdbrown Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Its happened to me twice! Ex wife and current girlfriend! lol
Vortigan Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Its happened to me twice! Ex wife and current girlfriend! lol Oh man!! You may need to find one of those Central American vendors we've all heard so much about!
Orion21 Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Reverse it.... Imagine if Lisa's husband checked her email!! Hahahahahaha All of us whispering sweet nothings to Lisa the Queen of Cigars. Her husband would probably not appreciate the throngs of adoring male fans she has from here. But since she's knocked up on bed rest, I'm sure she's good for a few months....
amosnaim Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 1st lesson, NEVER let your girlfriend touch your computer!2nd lesson, NEVER let your girlfriend touch your computer! 3rd lesson, If she must use your computer, have a separate explorer just for her. I use Safari, so I have my friends and girlfriend use Firefox when they need my computer:) All my cigars get send to my girlfriends house, so it's hard to hide them from her (plus I'm excited as a child whenever I order a new box and tell everyone that will listen... reluctantly) but I'd shoot myself before I'd tell her what my cigars cost Plus there's an unwritten rule that for every 2 boxes you buy, you need to take your girl out once. I completely agree with you though, 22 year olds are ******* crazy. Anyone know what age woman become less crazy or should we just give up hoping for brighter times? 40 - still crazy. i think we should give up hope.
Scdalak Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Im telling you man, use the "Honey I get Double Amex Points" with each purchase!!!!! Works every time for me!!!
docbp87 Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 I'd have an affair with Lisa... Not just because she's a beautiful lady, who gives famous hugs, but because of the potential for maybe discounts?
First Lady Posted July 28, 2011 Posted July 28, 2011 Oh my god too funny As Rob can confirm over the past 8 years of working with Rob I have had many of calls from members who's partners wanted to speak with this Lisa girl their husband or boyfriend speaks too so ofter LOLOL after speaking with me and finding I am married and only helping their partners spend money they relax and after that I get my wife/girlfriend says hi For first timers please please tell them upfront who I am so I don't feel bad and never ever get on live chat late at night with me and say I am just speaking with Lisa in Australia .... that one is really really bad
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