OZCUBAN Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Same Sex marriage Michael and Larry got married in California . They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Larry are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Larry up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school ' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Michael and Larry up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...... I gave him my airplane glue.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#2 man Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 *Huh - wha?? Sorry, I was checking out two hot bod's... MAN, what nice packages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 that is excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trimble Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 a mate just reminded me of another oldie - the joke about the newly weds (joke dates from when newly weds could only be male and female) who didn’t know the difference between Vaseline and putty All their windows fell out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 LOL. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Airplane glue hey That'll teach em to try to shove tab A into slot B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Same sex marriage? That's the problem. You get married... and it's the same sex with the same person, week after week, year after year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Same sex marriage? That's the problem. You get married... and it's just the same sex with the same person, week after week, year after year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Yes Shrink it does sound repetitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Yes Shrink it does sound repetitive. LOL. Deja vu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montaigut Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Same sex marriage? That's the problem. You get married...and it's the same sex with the same person, week after week, year after year. Word to the wise bros': what's good/bad for the goose etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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