Montaigut Posted November 21, 2010 Posted November 21, 2010 Share with your FOH brethrens your letter to Santa for this Christmas. And do try to be reasonnable with your wishes... To help prime the pump here is mine: Dear Santa, Me again. This Christmas I am not asking for much. After years and years of trying really, really, really hard I am still stumped. So my wish for this year is to be able to finally understand women. Failing that I would like: - a majority share in HSA, - a vineyard in Bourgogne and, - a distillery in Scotland. Feel free to pick the one that will give you the least trouble and work. I believe, I believe, I believe... Dan
cigcars Posted November 21, 2010 Posted November 21, 2010 *Dear Santa: I want for Christmas: *One Million Dollars *One box of Ramon Allones Phoenician Libano Anniversary Regional cigars *A Maserati Quattroporte (dark blue with tan leather interior) *and a one thousand dollar gift certificate to Best Buy for my sister Thank you! P.S. Find your Rafael Gonzales Coronas Extra on the table on your way out
adic88 Posted November 21, 2010 Posted November 21, 2010 Dear Santa, If you and your reindeer could stop by Vegas Robaina on your way around the world, please pick up a fistful of Robaina padrinos for me. Thank you.
laficion Posted November 21, 2010 Posted November 21, 2010 my wish for this year is to be able to finally understand women.- a majority share in HSA, Dan, I have very rarely seen someone asking for so much trouble.
Montaigut Posted November 21, 2010 Author Posted November 21, 2010 my wish for this year is to be able to finally understand women.- a majority share in HSA, Dan, I have very rarely seen someone asking for so much trouble. ... hence the other two requests!! Wasn't it W.C. Fields who said - "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her"
Jesuscookies Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Santa, A 20 pack of miller light, and a box of Coro's will do just fine. Thanks
CanuckSARTech Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Santa, I have pretty much all I need right now. Maybe...and this is for Mrs. Claus...just plain old sex for me would be just fine. Thanks.
First Lady Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Santa I want a credit card that is paid off by you so I can shop to my hearts content, I want a holiday once every two months on my own Island in the South Pacific and that all my boys around the world are keep safe and well Thanks Santa I will try to be good
LeafLover Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Santa, The winning numbers to any of the lottery drawings next year. I'll play them all with those numbers. Happiness and good health to all. Leaf P.S. Box of Siglo II's & IV's, H. Upmann Sir Winstons, Bolivar Coronas Gigantes....if you got em.
Colt45 Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Santa, Last year, when I asked for a stool, I meant the kind you sit on like in your workshop - not the kind you left me. Just so there's no confusion this year, please bring me a chair with no back or arms. Thank you very much, C45 P.S. as you are obviously a fan, I'll be leaving you a dozen ears of corn - please don't eat them until you get back home.
thechenman Posted November 22, 2010 Posted November 22, 2010 Dear Santa,Last year, when I asked for a stool, I meant the kind you sit on like in your workshop - not the kind you left me. Just so there's no confusion this year, please bring me a chair with no back or arms. Thank you very much, C45 P.S. as you are obviously a fan, I'll be leaving you a dozen ears of corn - please don't eat them until you get back home. LMAO
Puros Y Vino Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 Dear Santa, A modest vineyard back home in Italy with a rooftop deck and a great view in which to smoke some old Cuban Davidoffs and a lifetime supply of Lanceros.
First Lady Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 Ross you have just cracked Diana and I up...... you are a funny guy
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