Perception

[First Lady]

Women are chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2: Yes.

Woman 1: Was it good?

Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great!?? What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour ??? and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ******* candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

________________________________________

[#2 man]

Lisa thats two in a row !!

[drubcurtis]

Lisa, you are on a roll!

[rckymtn22]

Outstanding!

[rdb6]

Come on Lisa, why disrespect women like that?

[Bunker1028]

Classic!

[CanuckSARTech]

Geeesh, Lisa. You just can't stop baiting the waters for these insatiable guys, can you?

First, talking about a black bra. Now, talking about sex and candles and crap. You're poor husband has to deal with your teasing like this too?!!?!

Oh yeah - and #2, Lisa??? "Biography on Bob Murray".

[BlueClaw]

so true so true.. i love it.. now only if you can work us men smoking a cigar somewhere in the story..

[anacostiakat]

[CBL]

Love it! Even better than the Black Bra Gotta tell my girlfriend these!

[bob25]

Its funny cause its true LOL

[LeafLover]

I like to cuddle after and whisper, "can you please get me the remote control"

[Jesuscookies]

He really made it 5 minutes?

[Ellery]

Funny Lisa, good one

[bcwv]

outstanding told 3 people already

[frenchkiwi]

I like to cuddle after and whisper, "can you please get me the remote control"

classic!!