First Lady Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Women are chatting in office. Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great!?? What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour ??? and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ******* candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour! ________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#2 man Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Lisa thats two in a row !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drubcurtis Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Lisa, you are on a roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdb6 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Come on Lisa, why disrespect women like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunker1028 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Geeesh, Lisa. You just can't stop baiting the waters for these insatiable guys, can you? First, talking about a black bra. Now, talking about sex and candles and crap. You're poor husband has to deal with your teasing like this too?!!?! Oh yeah - and #2, Lisa??? "Biography on Bob Murray". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueClaw Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 so true so true.. i love it.. now only if you can work us men smoking a cigar somewhere in the story.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBL Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Love it! Even better than the Black Bra Gotta tell my girlfriend these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob25 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Its funny cause its true LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafLover Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 I like to cuddle after and whisper, "can you please get me the remote control" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesuscookies Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 He really made it 5 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellery Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Funny Lisa, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcwv Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 outstanding told 3 people already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiwi Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I like to cuddle after and whisper, "can you please get me the remote control" classic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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