OZCUBAN Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackFriar Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Great ending to that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Great stuff OZ!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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samb Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 LOL, poor fellow, not only would he have not gotten married, but prolly not laid either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalebread Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partagasd4 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Trojan made an ad based on this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigarros Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Still sounds great! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Trojan made an ad based on this: Thanks PD4 The video is easier to imagine Really who would drive off Cheers OZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicko Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Yea I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SethLG Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Classic! Great story and video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdeese88 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 That was great. Really made me laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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