El Presidente Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ken and his mates Woody and Lance popped into the Czar dect after a long lunch yesterday. They popped in at 6pm Needless to say the lads were in a fine state of revellry. Ken was in fine form. I know this because I had to pop into czars this morning to clean up not daring Lisa to find this mess on Monday morning. ken yet again managed to ash in every ashtray (for sale) in the foyer. Not a bad effort considering we were on the outside deck (I thought). Upon arrival he complained that the aged Punch Corona I had given him was "crap" (he smoked 2 mm) and demanded another cigar. He whined and whinged until he went and found a Hamlet Salomones. The butt of which I found on the floor this morning. A couple of bottles or red, some fine French Champers, two broken glasses, Hamlets found strewn all over the humidor floor. I eventually gave him a lift home. He fell out of the car. Another hard day at the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbrody Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Damn, I gotta move to Australia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobgamache Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Hate to admit it Rob, but I have been there many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CigarmanTim Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 What are friends for Rob? Consider yourself lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Sounds like he's completely healed. And RA a designated driver?....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aes8 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ken is becoming my hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMH Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Nice work ken! Rob, as long as you don't find vomit in one of your desk drawers I'd say you came out of this relatively unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingFossil Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 you do know it could of been worse .. he may have more friends .. good to see that you are working hard on a payback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Sounds like I missed a good one yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ken is becoming my hero! Your standards are set very, very low... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wise Old owl Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 God not only looks after, but apparently loves, drunks and fools. you're a Saint, Rob, doing Gods work! You'll receive your reward in heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 What a guy, that Ken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy2 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Thats my boy !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Ken and his mates Woody and Lance popped into the Czar dect after a long lunch yesterday. They popped in at 6pm Needless to say the lads were in a fine state of revellry. Ken was in fine form. I know this because I had to pop into czars this morning to clean up not daring Lisa to find this mess on Monday morning. ken yet again managed to ash in every ashtray (for sale) in the foyer. Not a bad effort considering we were on the outside deck (I thought). Upon arrival he complained that the aged Punch Corona I had given him was "crap" (he smoked 2 mm) and demanded another cigar. He whined and whinged until he went and found a Hamlet Salomones. The butt of which I found on the floor this morning. A couple of bottles or red, some fine French Champers, two broken glasses, Hamlets found strewn all over the humidor floor. I eventually gave him a lift home. He fell out of the car. Another hard day at the office another tale from hans christian ayala! a dignified lunch with some colleagues. dropped by to find his royal czarness and mates strewn amongst the empties. turned up with some fabulous wines and happy to share - for that i get some dodgy awful little banana leaf that he was trying to flog on me last week. rob kindly offers a hamlet as a replacement and i was most grateful. yes, there were broken glasses but you'll note he doesn't actually say i broke them - that would have been too greater lie even for the pirate king. hand on heart, no idea about the hamlets on the floor. i do remember using an ashtray-ish. be fair, would you rather the ashes all over the floor? only reason i fell out of the car - and much ta for the lift - was that you seemed to think you were in the formula 1 trials and slid to a dodgy halt. lucky i'm not suing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 ps - had to get up at 4 this morning to get to the airport. i was f4resh as a diasy, so to speak. have to do something similar tomorrow. planning on sleeping four days straight over easter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mb55317 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Living the dream.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 ps - had to get up at 4 this morning to get to the airport. i was f4resh as a diasy, so to speak. have to do something similar tomorrow. planning on sleeping four days straight over easter. You're my hero, Ken. When I grow old, I want to be just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Clearly alcohol and cigars promote roguish behavior! Brings to mind what my college English professor used to tell us after exams concluded: Alright boys go out and have some fun, but don't do anything that will frighten the horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toto Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 LMAO! I feel the love in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havanaaddict Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Rob you are lucky if it was me you would have found me sleeping on the floor of the humidor with the Hamlet Salomones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 You guys live in a totally different world. A bizarro, Twilight Zone kind of world, but one I'd definitely like to visit some day. Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
android Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buch0 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Pretty standard sort of arvo for most in Brissy Would of loved to be there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yes is was interesting to say the least... Made for a interesting Friday afternoon... went downstairs , frount door wide open, back door wide open, humidor door wide open... I so love you Ken but I am sure you live in a tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Yes is was interesting to say the least... Made for a interesting Friday afternoon... went downstairs , frount door wide open, back door wide open, humidor door wide open... I so love you Ken but I am sure you live in a tent okay, i was followed into the place by the front door by several others. i never went out the back door at all???? and that humidor door has always been wonky - that may have been me but the others, not so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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