Trevor2118 Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' ...................................... The little girl took the ticket and thought for a moment, then looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'well......next year.......tell Santa; The **** goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!
shrink Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said... "Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/
Ginseng Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said..."Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wilkey
Tampa1257 Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said..."Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ Oh My Bob, me thinks you need another session or three to understand the level you have shrunk too.
Warren Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 I quite enjoyed the joke but feel a tad disturbed by the video that combines not only bad music but bestiality. Oh the humanity.
shrink Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 I quite enjoyed the joke but feel a tad disturbed by the video that combines not only bad music but bestiality.Oh the humanity. This from a man whose avatar is a man-beast holding a phallic symbol. OK, guys... I'll get back on my meds.
Warren Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 This from a man whose avatar is a man-beast holding a phallic symbol. OK, guys... I'll get back on my meds. Ha ha I never thought of that.
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