Trevor2118 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!' ...................................... The little girl took the ticket and thought for a moment, then looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!' The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'well......next year.......tell Santa; The **** goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechenman Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 That's a good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
android Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgarner Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 haha very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucla695 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Hehe, yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerem Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 NICE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said... "Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said..."Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tampa1257 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 And so the cop said..."Shut up girl and get on my horse" http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/ Oh My Bob, me thinks you need another session or three to understand the level you have shrunk too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I quite enjoyed the joke but feel a tad disturbed by the video that combines not only bad music but bestiality. Oh the humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 I quite enjoyed the joke but feel a tad disturbed by the video that combines not only bad music but bestiality.Oh the humanity. This from a man whose avatar is a man-beast holding a phallic symbol. OK, guys... I'll get back on my meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 This from a man whose avatar is a man-beast holding a phallic symbol. OK, guys... I'll get back on my meds. Ha ha I never thought of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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