Jimmy2 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Our member JDBrown asked me to pass this on to the members for a couple of Laughs !! The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer,Chrysler, CitigroupandGM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies andarelearning theirchildren's names. 5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 4.People in Africa are donating money toAmericans.Mothers inEthiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know howmany kids are starving in America?" 3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on. 2. The Mafia is laying off judges. And my most favorite indicator of all. 1. If the bank returns your check marked as"insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Our member JDBrown asked me to pass this on to the members for a couple of Laughs !! The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer,Chrysler, CitigroupandGM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies andarelearning theirchildren's names. 5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 4.People in Africa are donating money toAmericans.Mothers inEthiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know howmany kids are starving in America?" 3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on. 2. The Mafia is laying off judges. And my most favorite indicator of all. 1. If the bank returns your check marked as"insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. Love the last one as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellring Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Sad but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 they are fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sounddust Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerem Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Good one Jimmy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonVivant Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Great one! And this is what happens to the logos during a crises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yossie Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Great one! And this is what happens to the logos during a crises very funny. but I can't see any of Japanese corps in them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sounddust Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 LOL at the Ferrari one Yoss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 [] very funny. but I can't see any of Japanese corps in them... are any left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maalouly Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 []very funny. but I can't see any of Japanese corps in them... are any left? Hahah that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevb Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Haha that one's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smk819 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Very good, but unfortunately so close to the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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