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Guest Warren
Posted

They say that beauty is more than skin deep.

The trouble is that the girl from Toowoomba just has too much damn skin to really test this theory.:surprised:

And a big shout out to all our friends up on the Darling Downs

Guest Warren
Posted

» Ugh....

» I'm having a rough morning as is and then I have to see that! F*&K!

» Almost as bad as waking up with that at your side. :surprised:

You just have to remember that there is probably a very beautiful girl inside down deep.

It's just a pity that that big fat ugly chick ate her.:lookaround:

Posted

Dam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was dreaming this whole thing and I'm not OMG!

Posted

» You just have to remember that there is probably a very beautiful girl

» inside down deep.

Just the one?

At the least the Toowoomba woman looks like she could open a bottle for you in a pinch. The top two look like they'd be no use at all.:-)

Priorities lads.

Posted

Aaarrrggghhh! Me eyes, matey! Me eyes!!

Something tells me blond number two could open a bottle with those boltons too.

No need for gargantua's capabilities. . . :-P

Guest Warren
Posted

» Outstanding! :hungry:

»

» The question is....would you go through TOOWOOMBA

» to get to BRISBANE?

»

» :surprised: :-D :ok::clap:

I would crawl naked over broken wine bottles to get to Brisbane :-D

Posted

i only posted this because of the quote about ayala at the end but it seems to be well off message.

and no, actually seeing it for a few minutes is, i suspect, nowhere near as bad as waking up next to her - at leas i would strongly hold to that opinion and have no wish to test it in practice.

Posted

Another Ken Gargett "internet romance" gone wrong.

Ken responded to the "dynamic duo seeking mature company" thread on RSVP.com

You all saw what turned up and returned after visiting his fridge (passed on the cabbage, tripe and pickled eggs....maybe).

Posted

» Another Ken Gargett "internet romance" gone wrong.

»

» Ken responded to the "dynamic duo seeking mature company" thread on

» RSVP.com

»

» You all saw what turned up and returned after visiting his fridge (passed

» on the cabbage, tripe and pickled eggs....maybe).

you are hereby banned from the fridge from today. you want food....

the ban on you in my humidor without spervision remains in place. life means life!

  • 3 months later...
Posted

this arrived from a mate that doesn't smoke cigars and would not know rob from a stick in the ground. i swear that this is exactly how it arrived. i think he was just having aq go at the champers (with which he is involved) but then, some days really are diamonds.

ANNUAL BRISBANE VS TOOWOOMBA

'BELLY-BUTTON' JEWELLERY CONTEST

.... AND THE WINNER IS?

BRISBANE

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A Very Close

2nd Place !

TOOWOOMBA

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Perle d'Ayala is a "jewel" of a wine !!

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