shortsqueeze Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 » » » For those who have no idea what Colt is on about » » *Strong Language* » » Oh excellent. I know plenty that need to HTFU, myself included!
Colt45 Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 » Colt mate... yaknow, according to the citizenship test, quoting » Choppa Reed impromptu can get easily get you Aussie citizenship! I have to admit, I do have a strong affinity for you Aussies. But do you know where I'm coming from with this? Ohhhh! I got on the wrong plane! Ohhhh! My phone doesn't work! Ohhhh! I can't catch a fish! Ohhhh! Smithy never calls me anymore! Ohhhh! I can't get on the internet! etc, etc, etc.........
El Presidente Posted May 14, 2008 Author Posted May 14, 2008 Chopper Reid is a "reformed" hit man. Spent 6 years in Victorian prison from memory. He wrote a bestselling book (worth getting) and has featured in numerous government advertisements. Here is one In our local FOH membership Shagga is the closest we have to Chopper Reid. Bald...built like a brick shithouse ...harley rider with a hate of all things politically correct. We have breakfast every morning (4-6 of us) and this morning the Chef came out and said that our "special" was potato fritata with bubble an squeak and a side of bacon. Shagga's comment was " The potato sounds fine.....hold the poofter ****" Chopper would be proud ;-)
BlackFriar Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 I would not say this was the worst flight I have ever had (that award goes to a Air Force Cargo Jet whose heater went out at 30,000 feet), but I took an Indian Airlines flight from New Delhi to Kathmandu back in 1994. Weird part one... Looking out the window in the middle of the flight and I started to admire the clouds on level with the plane only to realize those were snow covered mountains Weird part two... The landing in Kathmandu was rough. Even before starting the approach all the locals looked scarred, as if they all knew something us tourists didn't. The minute the plane hits the runway, gets all the wheels down and starts to brake, everyone undoes their seatbelts and an instant festival takes place on the plane. Apparently Indian Airlines doesn't have the best landing record. The row of scavenged 737s in New Delhi should have been my first clue. Anyhow, I think Indian Airlines unofficial motto is, "If we don't get you to your destination in this life, then surely the next."
Ginseng Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 » Anyhow, I think Indian Airlines unofficial motto is, "If we don't get you » to your destination in this life, then surely the next." Wilkey
Ken Gargett Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 » Ohhhh! I can't get on the internet! » » etc, etc, etc......... pity you can't get on the internet.
Colt45 Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 » pity you can't get on the internet. why so glum, chum?
Ken Gargett Posted May 15, 2008 Posted May 15, 2008 » » pity you can't get on the internet. » » why so glum, chum? sorry. had been a very big night. was working until very late.
El Presidente Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 » » "Harden the F*#K Up!" For those who have no idea what Colt is on about *Strong Language*
zuma Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » » "Harden the F*#K Up!" Colt mate... yaknow, according to the citizenship test, quoting Choppa Reed impromptu can get easily get you Aussie citizenship!
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