Jesus is watching you

[First Lady]

A burglar broke into a house and shined his flashlight around looking

for valuables.

He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from

the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his flashlight and

froze.

When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo

out he heard: "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically.

Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a

parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn

you that he's watching you"

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird

"Moses"?"

"The kind that would name a Rottweiler "Jesus.""

[Claudius]

LOL, good one!

[Ken Gargett]

And there i was, thinking how good the forum had become since lisa lost her 'big book of kiddies jokes, 1953' when lo and behold, it makes a reappearance...

if this comment is likely to impact on the quality and accessibility of my cigars, then i retract in full.

[CIGARHead]

» And there i was, thinking how good the forum had become since lisa lost her

» 'big book of kiddies jokes, 1953' when lo and behold, it makes a

» reappearance...

» if this comment is likely to impact on the quality and accessibility of my

» cigars, then i retract in full.

Plugged cigars for LIFE

[josie67]

» And there i was, thinking how good the forum had become since lisa lost her

» 'big book of kiddies jokes, 1953' when lo and behold, it makes a

» reappearance...

» if this comment is likely to impact on the quality and accessibility of my

» cigars, then i retract in full.

HAHA Ken, too funny...Sorry Lisa :-P

[shrink]

[brooklyn]

Love it! Great for Miami and Costa Rica.

Peter