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Looking forward to this weekend. I and my two younger brothers (yes...I am the sensible one ;-) ) have planned a loooooooong lunch tomorrow at a bar in order to catch up and shoot the breeze. We get together away from our families 2-3 times a year for such an event.

One was highly memorable and occured on the night of the birth of my niece (my youngest brothers daughter). After a tired and emotional 12 hour session at the local bar conveniently located around the corner from the Wesley hospital (where his daughter was born and in residence) come midnight I left to make a phonecall from the packed bar and was refused re-entry due to an issue of intoxication :confused:

"You cannot enter sir.....we feel that you are intoxicated".

" Intoxicated? I have been here since lunch? I believe you are complicit in my my current state?"

"Possibly true sir...but you can't re-enter".

"Fine....But let me say goodnight to my brothers....and then I will leave...you can follow me if need be"

"No"

Feeling fine I made the sensible decision to seek entry through an open downstairs window leading into the gaming area. My ninja type activities however were cruely exposed by the security guard waiting on the other side of the window........I wasn't as Ninja like as I had believed :lol:

Being escorted off the premises and placed in a cab...I consoled myself that my brothers could look after themselves.

Less than an hour later (1am) my younger brother decided to stroll into the hospital grounds and visit his wife and newborn child.

On the way up the hill of the hospital grounds he sensibly thought he needed a nap and crawled under an official looking truck (that would be an.....ambulance).

Much to the amusement of hospital security...who had watched his movement through the grounds on CCTV.....he was extricated from under the ambulance, arrested and taken to the hospital security room...where he pleaded his innocence, his undying love of wife and new child and asked to be taken to the maternity ward to see them where they would verify his story. Yes I know.....Big Mistake.

Waken at 2am by security at the hospital, his wife was asked if she new of a gentlemen by the name of *********. Thinking the worst, she said yes ...only to be informed that he was intoxicated and standing outside the room. The rest doesn't bear repeating.

The only communication faster that telephone is tellawoman. I was awoken at 6am in my bed by my wife who said my mother was on the telephone :-|

Yes...although I was unaware of it at the time....as the eldest....it was all my fault.

Looking forward to tomorrow :lol2:

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Yes...although I was unaware of it at the time....as the eldest....it was

» all my fault.

»

» Looking forward to tomorrow

trust me, the eldest always cops it. i will never forget copping merry hell when we were fishing once - from the old man. seems the moon went behind a cloud at an inconvenient time for him and, as the eldest, guess who was to blame.

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Fantastic story El PRez, thanks for sharing! Sounds like at least one of you got to "camp out" on the living room couch for awhile after that night!

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The ninja skills are the funniest!

The story reminds me of my high school days. I remember one time my cousin who was highly intoxicated drove my friend home who was also highly intoxicated. After my cousin made it to my friends house, he decided to take a nap in the bushes. The next morning my friend's dad found him there when he was going to get his paper.

This is just one story.

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» I love this story. Told it to the family and had everyone in stitches.

» What kind of payback did your brother have to do, dishes for 20 years?

My brother leads a charmed life. He pleaded the fact that he was led astray by older brothers.

The weekend event went very well. I received penance of only one night in the spare room.

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