My Joke of the week

[First Lady]

This is so bad it's good but I have a sick sense of humour :-D

Subject: Two nuns.

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "**** off!"

I thought it was funny but I went to a convent school ;-)

[Smokzit]

I thought it was funny.

Thanks for posting it.

[El Presidente]

I am Catholic and find that deeply offensive Lise.

See me in my office.

[habanohal]

I am the lame one in the group for I dont get the last part. Must be too long of a day......

will read it again tomorrow

[Smokzit]

» I thought it was funny.

» Thanks for posting it.

Ooops, ahhmm, bad girl

[Shooter]

I liked it Lisa! LOL

[Tampa1257]

I was sort of expecting a right hook.............

[habanablue]

Another Nun joke....

Sister Mary had worked hard all day and was was about to step into the shower when there was a knock at the door.

asking who it was,she got a reply "It's the blind man from the village" already naked, she decided not to get dressed again and answer the door to speak to the blind man.

she opened the door to the man "wow great set of **** sister, now where do you want the blinds?"

yeah yeah not the best but keeps the nun theme going!!

[JMH]

Too freakin' hilarious! It's just the kind of joke that has me on the floor. Would it be a good idea to forward it to the headmaster and priests at my old (jesuit) school ;-)

[Ken Gargett]

» I am Catholic and find that deeply offensive Lise.

»

» See me in my office.

on the scales of deeply offensive, i think that they are firmly tilted not in your favour after the state of origin.

[Guest crossbow]

» Too freakin' hilarious! It's just the kind of joke that has me on

» the floor. Would it be a good idea to forward it to the headmaster and

» priests at my old (jesuit) school ;-)

I also came from a Jesuit school

and this was really funny and not offensive, Thanks Lise

[Havana Joe]

:-P :-P

[Ginseng]

Great joke, Lisa.

I went to Catholic schools most of my life and I can certainly appreciate that. :-D

I've never seen a hot nun in my life though. The lay teachers though...I still remember Ms. Coyle and her biology class. What a time to go through puberty. ;-)

Wilkey