First Lady Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Guys Just received this for a friend and even though it is on the side of men I still though it was very finny. TFL WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is ompletely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute smallbears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddybears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip off each other's clothes.... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?".................... The guy says:..................................................................... (scroll down it's a beauty) "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
Tampa1257 Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 But the First lady would be Top Shelf all the way!
Wiley Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Hearing that joke from a chick makes me itch. It's weird. :-P
Mikey Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 So does she decide to try to work her way up to the BIGGER prizes or does she go away like a scalded dog..?? inquiring ( small,filthy ) minds want to know....
Fatshotbud Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 » So does she decide to try to work her way up to the BIGGER prizes or does » she go away like a scalded dog..?? » inquiring ( small,filthy ) minds want to know.... Nice one!
PJ_CEONAD_CC Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 I hope he wasn't being over generous. :-)
patrick Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 OMG, I think that I am going to have to do that!! That is sooo funny.. :-D
Spud2 Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Nice one Lisa, didn't see that ending coming!
genevapics Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Without a doubt, you have way too much time on your hands! How is it that El Prez can never deliver such zingers? How is it that you are able to process orders, take Live Chat, go to the beach, provide us with such wonderful jokes, and send money to El Brokeback Prez ? Great joke First Lady... absolutely fantastic.:-D
Colt45 Posted March 4, 2006 Posted March 4, 2006 A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel hanging out the front of his pants. The bartender, seeing this says to the pirate: "Excuse me, Mr. Pirate, do you realize you have a steering wheel hanging out the front of your pants"? To which the pirate replys: "Aarrgh, yeah matey, it's drivin' me nuts"!
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