Friday Funny: Alcohol is a Solution

[El Presidente]

 

 

 

 

 

[Fuzz AI]

[madandana]

Works for me. Literally 🍺😀

[WarriorPrincess]

Does that mean I can drink at my desk during the day 

It will help me solve everything 

[Bijan]

1 minute ago, WarriorPrincess said:

Does that mean I can drink at my desk during the day 

It will help me solve everything 

Wait, you aren't already? 😉

[WarriorPrincess]

1 hour ago, Bijan said:

Wait, you aren't already? 😉

well.......maybe I sneak one in on a Friday afternoon, I said maybe 

[Edicion]

This is another good alcohol solution 

[Homer]

 

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15 hours ago, WarriorPrincess said:

Does that mean I can drink at my desk during the day 

It will help me solve everything 

Well, alcohol is a solvent 🤯

[joeypots]

Cliff Clavin of “Cheers” was a wise man. The kind of guy you’d recruit first for Trivial Pursuit. His knowledge of beer is no exception. Presenting the Buffalo Theory:

Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”