to save rob the embarrassment of putting up one of his lame friday jokes...

[Ken Gargett]

A Thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

 

He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

 

The man started sobbing and said, You can take anything you want.

 

You can kill me. But please untie the rope and free her.

 

Thief: You must really love your wife!

 

Man: No, but she'll be home any minute ....!

[westg]

That is soooooo much funnier than any of Robs jokes ....thankyou Ken ?

[Ken Gargett]

13 minutes ago, westg said:

That is soooooo much funnier than any of Robs jokes ....thankyou Ken ?

ta westie. but in fairness, he does set a low bar. 

[Derboesekoenig]

Ooooo shots fired! Wow hahaha

[dominattorney]

Nice one. 

[...]

Trouble is like chocolate. Addictive to some ?

[madandana]

Good one

[alloy]

Nice!