Hump day chuckle...

[garbandz]

I hang around in a British car restoration shop.

A customer arrives to pick up his Healey and notices a spot on it.

He licks his finger and rubs the spot, puts his finger in his mouth.

He says " What do you think this is? "

" Bird sh!t sir."

"Where did it come from ? "

"Birds' ass,sir."

"How did it get there ? "

 " Gravity,sir ."

Thought I was going to explode trying not to laugh.

[Doctorossi]

Fun stuff (the joke, not the bird product)- thanks for posting.

[Cayman17]

I think I would have asked what it was before I touched it. ? definitely would not taste it. What the hell? 

[garbandz]

This customer is a PITA,very rare around here.

Uppity folks should take a look in the mirror sometimes.

 He is on about how original his car is, etc, but look and you will see paint  not matching, aftermarket parts, repainted engine parts.Surely not all he claims.

I cannot imagine having  a big Healey and never driving it. 

[shlomo]

Did the restoration shop not notice the bird shit on the car before handing over to customer? I would have been annoyed/angry as well!

[garbandz]

Probably happened while he was inside paying the bill.

We always keep his car covered, and we did a clean up when we finished the work we did.

If a car spends more than a day or two here the cars are covered.

[foursite12]

Sounds like the A-H is a perfect car for him.