El Presidente Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Most Friday Funny's are fiction............the NT news (Northern Territory news) is the major newspaper of our dark North. Darwin is the Capital City the Northern Territory and the NT News is its predominant source of news. They are a strange bunch up there......but highly entertaining! This is what passes for front page news in this "interesting" part of Oz Post up other headlines from your part of the world that give you a chuckle 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillys Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 That was hilarious, is that a serious news outlet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, Phillys said: That was hilarious, are these serious news outlets? The NT News represents the people of the Territory with fair, investigative and quirky journalism. We encourage our readers to interact with us across different platforms so we can campaign to improve and celebrate the Territory way of life. The paper currently has a Monday to Friday readership average of 47,000, reaching an average of 55,000 on Saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Considering the population of the NT, that's 1/4 of the state in readership. And in all honesty, I'd buy the paper just for the headlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzy Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 That's some crazy reporting. Am I the only one who wants to know where the dildo came from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 Here are a few more from this national monument! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, fitzy said: That's some crazy reporting. Am I the only one who wants to know where the dildo came from? From her private parts according to a quick google search. "And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man found himself in the firing line." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, rckymtn22 said: From her private parts according to a quick google search. "And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man found himself in the firing line." Great to see that you followed that up.......you investigative reporter you ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Just now, El Presidente said: Great to see that you followed that up.......you investigative reporter you ....... Fitzy wanted to know and I like to help out fellow BOTL when I can! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 We have the Onion here. Not quote so risque though....and it's a parody. This one seems they're serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Habana Mike said: We have the Onion here. Not quote so risque though....and it's a parody. This one seems they're serious? It is their major newspaper. ......you have met Aussies Mike, you haven't met a Territorian. That takes it to a whole new level 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted February 16, 2018 Author Share Posted February 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, El Presidente said: It is their major newspaper. ......you have met Aussies Mike, you haven't met a Territorian. That takes it to a whole new level to put it in perspective ...this was their official tourism campaign in the territory 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nekhyludov Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 I envy you the silliness. The headlines in my part of the world are decidedly unfunny lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Northern Territorians are a breed unto their own. A normal beer stubby vs the "Darwin" stubby Fancy a spot of fishing, don't forget to pick up some bait Most people just have a dog in the back of their ute Decorating termite mounds 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madandana Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Oh my, good stuff. "Croc has beef with cow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzy Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 11 hours ago, rckymtn22 said: From her private parts according to a quick google search. "And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man found himself in the firing line." ha ha thanks for researching that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 ** They had me at "Master Bait"; and I wouldn't reckon anybody's gonna steal that Toyota truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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