Friday Funny: Social Networking

[El Presidente]

Thanks to JK!

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying
the same principles.

Every day, I go to the street and tell a passer-by what I have eaten, how I feel,
What I have done the night before and what I will be doing tomorrow.

I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my son, my dog and myself gardening,
Spending time in my pool and what great accomplishments I have made that
Day (or even years before).

I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it really works: I already have 3 people following me: ....Two police
Officers and a psychiatrist.

[MIKA27]

Whilst this is truly hilarious it is also VERY true!

You missed the part where you MUST give Facebook users a thumbs up for everything they post otherwise they wonder why nobody likes them or they keep "checking in" on their post until someone does indeed give them a like. It makes their day WHICH IS RATHER SAD.

[khamy]

Whatever you do, don't add John Hopoate as a friend, His a bit too trigger happy in the 'thumbs up' department.

[WarriorPrincess]

So bloody true glad I am not on it, Not everyone wants to know everything you do every minute of the day ???

[NJP]

Nice JK. Myface and SpaceBook, Never have and never will.

[LeafLover]

For sure. So much info out there for people to see.

I love how there is so much drama when people "unfriend" others. Crazy.

[Fosgate]

I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it.

"Are you working right now? Where are you working?" Facebook is worse than my parents.

[khamy]

Just looking out the window at the moment cause its sunny

[helix]

So sad but so true. Hate drama!

[habanolover]

Uuuuugh GOTTA PEE, AGIIIN! ...

Literally a play by play of the absurd! I truly don't know how/why people do it. I've actually curbed or stopped visiting altogether some friends homes because someone in the house cannot control the urge to take pics and post EVERYTHING with details! They actually get angry if asked kindly NOT to include me in their overshare