Irish Road Accident

[OZCUBAN]

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'

Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'

Love the Irish

[Scrubber]

Haha nice one

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[IPORTER]

Nice one

[Ryan]

Very good.

I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago.

His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report.

[Hash]

funny.

[Optic101]

Priceless !

[First Lady]

LOLOL brilliant

[Drguano]

Very good.

I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago.

His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report.

In front of the Patagonia shop?