OZCUBAN Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.Operator: 'Are you there sir?'More heavy breathing and another minute later.Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'This goes on for another few minutes until....Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .' Love the Irish 4
Scrubber Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Haha nice one Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Ryan Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Very good. I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago. His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report. 1
Drguano Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 Very good. I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago. His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report. In front of the Patagonia shop?
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