JohnS Posted March 17, 2015 Posted March 17, 2015 This article I stumbled upon this morning had me laughing (and fuming!). Heather Mills claims that people come up to her and recognise her for her skiing career or animal activism, not the fact she was married to Paul McCartney. In fact, Mr McCartney is just a normal guy who wrote cool songs in the 60's and a few in the 70's and plays songs with Kanye West so people will remember him. Do any of you know people this deluded? (I'm going away from the computer now to calm down!) http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/heather-mills-blasts-ex-paul-mccartney/story-fnk825aa-1227267200146
tmac77 Posted March 17, 2015 Posted March 17, 2015 She is one for the books for sure and would not even be where she is now if not for Sir Paul. Another gem of her escapades. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/raging-heather-mills-storms-out-2941471 1
Shikar Posted March 17, 2015 Posted March 17, 2015 She is a leech. Nope. Leeches are less ego centric. Regards.
NastyPirate Posted March 17, 2015 Posted March 17, 2015 I had never heard of her before marrying McCartney. I never heard anything about her while she was married to him. I heard that they divorced. I have not heard of her since. Talk about trying to stay relevant......
ethernomad Posted March 17, 2015 Posted March 17, 2015 I don't know enough about her to say whether she's bitter, but I'd probably do her. Maybe twice... 2
free85 Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 But there is a ratio... we'll call it the P to BS ratio (P2BSR, as it shall be spoken of from here on out). And one must consider it strongly prior to engaging a target.
free85 Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zYGJkdJ1WG4 2
Fuzz AI Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 A few months after his divorce, Sir Paul was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again, to which he replied, "No, I'm done with Heather." 4
dubleuhb Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 A few months after his divorce, Sir Paul was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again, to which he replied, "No, I'm done with Heather."
soutso Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 A few months after his divorce, Sir Paul was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again, to which he replied, "No, I'm done with Heather." I only clicked on the thread to see one legged jokes. That one's a beauty!
Borgy Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 I know she could rap at least one leg around your head.?
First Lady Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 A few months after his divorce, Sir Paul was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again, to which he replied, "No, I'm done with Heather." Oh my god I just burst out laughing, brilliant
Ken Gargett Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 amazing how people who have had a brush with fame seem so desperate to maintain it. i learnt two things today - she was a skier (disabled or was that pre whatever took her leg?) and she had something to do with animals. before that, the only thing i knew was she was a complete idiot with one leg who married mccartney. mind you, a bloke i know well had a lot to do with mccartney many years ago. not a kind word. complete tosser. seems they deserved each other. but he did write a few cool songs.
Fuzz AI Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 Heather is clearly unbalanced... but a few coasters under her left leg would fix that.
JohnS Posted March 18, 2015 Author Posted March 18, 2015 Heather is clearly unbalanced... but a few coasters under her left leg would fix that. You are in form with the laughs today, Fuzz!
Ken Gargett Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 had a mate who ran a real estate agency on the coast - utter rogue. a shocker. there was an opposing agency on opposite corner, main beach, and they did not get on. the bloke who ran it lost a leg. top bloke (i largely met my mate as he had a spy in the other office he paid for any leads, so i get a call out of the blue when trying to buy my unit - i stuck with the original guy, which always pissed off my mate but was the right thing to do - plus i have no doubt he'd have dodgy'ed the commission and taken way more than legal. i would, at various times, meet people who made absurd offers - low - on my unit and one who claimed to have it under contract, as my mate was trying to sell it without me knowing assuming i'd agree). after the other bloke lost his leg, my mate immediately put up a sign, with his new slogan (i kid you not, all true) - "xxxx yyyy real estate - we go the extra leg". when he got the inevitable complaint, his response - "just a little armless fun". when threatened with legal action, the response - "you don't have a leg to stand on". as i said, a shocker. 2
Fuzz AI Posted March 18, 2015 Posted March 18, 2015 I hear Sir Paul is not very happy with his current wife, Nancy Shevell. She's already spent twice as much money on shoes as Heather...
Borgy Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 Fuzz I think you mist your calling I'm still laughing ?
PapaDisco Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 In fact, Mr McCartney is just a normal guy who wrote cool songs in the 60's and a few in the 70's and plays songs with Kanye West so people will remember him. Awfully kind of Sir Paul to help with folks remembering Kanye Whomever
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