El Presidente Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Thanks to JK A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal.""No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream." 3
leftimatic Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Hahaha! Now that was funny. Thanks for sharing.
... Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Quite funny, thanks for sharing! Praise the Lawd, it is finally Friday
Drguano Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 One excellent penguin joke begets another... The 7 dwarfs go to vatican city and meet the pope. They ask the pope "Are there any dwarf nuns in Vatican City?" The Pope says, " Nope no dwarf nuns in VC." The dwarfs ask, "Well are there any dwarf nuns in all of italy?" The Pope replies, "Nope no dwarf nuns in Italy." They ask, "Well how about in the whole world? Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?" Again the pope says, "No I'm sorry there are no dwarf nuns period." At this the dwarfs start laughing and chanting, "Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!!!" 1
... Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Was not aware penguin jokes was a thing, thanks for sharing, Dr!
laficion Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 That' really too much Rob. Too bad I can't translate It In French,other then that,It's a cracker. LOL LOL . Guy
Cletus Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I love it. Monkeys in the Bar do a grouse one. Exactly what came to my mind too.
Habana Mike Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 A man was walking down the street, followed by six penguins. A police officer saw the man and asked him, “What are you doing with those six penguins?” The man replied, “That’s just it, Officer. I don’t know what to do with them.” The police officer shakes his head and said, “Why don’t you take them to the zoo?!?” The man agrees that this is a great idea. Well, the very next day, the same police officer sees the man and he still has the six penguins following him. However, the penguins are now wearing sunglasses. The police officer calls the man over and says, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” The man says, “Yes sir, I did. And we had so much fun, today we’re going to the beach!”
Drguano Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 A man was walking down the street, followed by six penguins. A police officer saw the man and asked him, “What are you doing with those six penguins?” The man replied, “That’s just it, Officer. I don’t know what to do with them.” The police officer shakes his head and said, “Why don’t you take them to the zoo?!?” The man agrees that this is a great idea. Well, the very next day, the same police officer sees the man and he still has the six penguins following him. However, the penguins are now wearing sunglasses. The police officer calls the man over and says, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” The man says, “Yes sir, I did. And we had so much fun, today we’re going to the beach!” Here is a further story about this guy: http://mashable.com/2015/02/10/australias-oldest-man-penguins/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link
Habana Mike Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Here is a further story about this guy: http://mashable.com/2015/02/10/australias-oldest-man-penguins/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link Yep, that's the guy
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now