Popular Post El Presidente Posted November 28, 2014 Popular Post Posted November 28, 2014 Thanks to JK " Morning Sex "She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said,”Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"She explained, "The egg timer's broken.” 11 11
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