#wordfail

[Habana Mike]

Anchor on the news yesterday talked about a judge 'metering out justice'

[Ken Gargett]

all these are genuine mistakes.

how to destroy bruce -

"Because the night belongs to lawyers,

because the night belongs to law..."

and

Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill Piano Man.

rem?

Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight

abba

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

robert palmer

Might as well face it, you're a **** with a glove.

canadian nat anthem

Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

billy joel

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Said the worst attorney

from 'kissthisguy - best ever website.

[erjaq]

Could of, would of, should of...typing out any one of these should land you in jail.

'I' vs. 'me' -- At some point we learn not to use 'me' so we don't say things like 'Jimmy and me were playing' which is obviously wrong. But 'between you and I' is just as wrong! Subject vs. object, it's not that difficult. When in doubt, remove the other person from the situation. 'Invited my wife and I to dinner' might be tempting to say, but 'Invited I to dinner' sounds pretty dumb, right?

Finally, if you don't know the difference between plural and possessive ("I love Cohiba's") you shouldn't be allowed online.

[LeafLover]

I often hear people say "supposebly.". - with a " b", not a "d".

[leftimatic]

all these are genuine mistakes.

how to destroy bruce -

"Because the night belongs to lawyers,

because the night belongs to law..."

and

Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill Piano Man.

rem?

Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight

abba

See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

robert palmer

Might as well face it, you're a **** with a glove.

canadian nat anthem

Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

billy joel

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Said the worst attorney

from 'kissthisguy - best ever website.

Some more Bruce

Blinded by the flight

Wrapped up with a goose

Another plumber in the night!

or Sir Elton

Hold me closer, Tony Danza!