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· Tuesday (NY)/Wednesday Brisbane preferred or Wednesday. Thanks

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I would like to play this year. Any day will work.

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As it's going to be 2am in London, I can do any day really so stick me wherever there's least demand!

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  On 10/29/2013 at 10:03 AM, AlastairE said:

In for Australian Sunday, if allowed..?

Young man, you should be asleep at this hour, instead of playing poker! lookaround.gif You need to get up early on Monday to do all the weekend orders! tongue.png

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  On 11/4/2013 at 6:48 AM, Fuzz said:

Young man, you should be asleep at this hour, instead of playing poker! lookaround.gif You need to get up early on Monday to do all the weekend orders! tongue.png

Old man, I never knew 8pm was classified as late after you turn 30 tongue.png

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  On 11/4/2013 at 8:43 AM, AlastairE said:

Old man, I never knew 8pm was classified as late after you turn 30 tongue.png

It's all down hill after 30!

To quote Billy Crystal:

"Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?” Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a procedure, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two in the afternoon, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering, “How come the kids don’t call?”, “How come the kids don’t call?” By the eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama."

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  On 11/4/2013 at 10:31 AM, Fuzz said:

It's all down hill after 30!

To quote Billy Crystal:

"Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?” Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a procedure, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two in the afternoon, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering, “How come the kids don’t call?”, “How come the kids don’t call?” By the eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama."

Replace the above with "retire to Key West or Havana", and "babbling to some Swedish nurse", and you've got a DEAL!!!! Hell, I grew a pot belly and another chin in my late 20's, and I've already had a "procedure".

I'm just praying to make it past 55!!!! It'll be a grand day when/if I do!!!! If I don't get taken out by bad guys, my own bad decisions, or my lovely wife before that age, it will be pure luck!!!!

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  On 11/4/2013 at 10:31 AM, Fuzz said:

It's all down hill after 30!

To quote Billy Crystal:

"Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?” Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a procedure, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two in the afternoon, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering, “How come the kids don’t call?”, “How come the kids don’t call?” By the eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama."

Getting old sounds horrible. Not even your version Keith - sorry mate tongue.png

I better enjoy being young then. Top of that list includes embarrassing all you oldies at the table nyah.gif

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  On 11/5/2013 at 8:34 AM, AlastairE said:

Getting old sounds horrible. Not even your version Keith - sorry mate tongue.png

I better enjoy being young then. Top of that list includes embarrassing all your oldies at the table nyah.gif

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! lol3.gif

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