TankerT Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Been a while since I laughed that much. Thanks for sharing.
bigfunkyg Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Hard to enjoy an HdM petit robust when your laughing so hard!!!!
GernBlansten Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 "maroon coloured bag of agony" Best laugh in a long time! Thanks for sharing it.
Guest rob Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Mate.... What the hell are out looking up that stuff for????
UpInSmoak Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 I trimmed mine earlier this week. I couldn't imagine going about it this way. Friggin hilarious. Such a good read. Definitely clean you act up. but do it responsibly!
mazolaman Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 I trimmed mine earlier this week. Really????!!!!Why would you trim your pubes? Loved the "lone survivor in a fire at a donkey sanctuary" line.
BradNC Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 Interesting. Rob told me that Ken uses the name "Andrew" on Amazon. Hmmmmmmm.
cottierm Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 A piece of anthology! Thank you for sharing this. That one and Frank's 'Boxing Ad' made my day. Best, Michel
nick17 Posted June 5, 2012 Posted June 5, 2012 this one made my die of laughter "I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product. Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth. Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that. However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children. All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars. "
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