First Lady Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 RECTUM STRETCHER While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A What? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ******* ? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket - $130.00 Court Costs - $200.00 Look on the Cop's Face? PRICELESS !!! Love this
fred170 Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 LMAO.....I'll use this when I get pulled over in I-95
tempbond Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 I'll have to remember that one ! Thanks Lisa
DinoCop05 Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 Lmao! Very funny But, I'm gonna have to make call to one of my cop friends in Australia. Have to tow your car now....lol
TonyV Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 To funny. Just sent this as an e-mail to a friend.Friends occupation.. hides behind bridges.
CanuckSARTech Posted October 19, 2011 Posted October 19, 2011 A long circulated oldie but goodie. But.... I'll have you know, I'm 6'1"!!!
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