First Lady Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my prideand joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ....What about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is *** and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame.... what a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM125 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Can you say ammonia tablets for three. Curtis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 That is one of your best yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick17 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 LMFAO must say nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 All I can think is, must be one hell of a son that fourth guy has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headstand Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#2 man Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Damn Funny till it happens to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradNC Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 LOL Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laficion Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Loved it Lisa Didn't someone once say " Behind every great man there's a ..............Hummmmm.....Ahhhhh... Great........." Oh well, something or other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexyboy Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminbbush Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 great way to start a Monday morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiwi Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 good one lisa. Didn't someone once say " Behind every great man there's a ..............Hummmmm.....Ahhhhh... Great........." co...ugh! splutter. could you enlighten us guy ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maron76 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Haha, that was a god one Lisa. Very funny! Friends of ours found out their son was *** through Facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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