BradNC Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 Howdy all, Well, the twins are due on Wednesday and I'm trying to figure out which cigar I should have to celebrate their arrival. Recent doctor appointments have shown me that they will be much bigger than I had previously thought so that's going to cause some pain for a bit I'm sure for my significant other, Jami. I've known she has wanted them for quite a while and the time has finally come. I'm sure all the preparation in the world won't prepare me for the reality that will come with their arrival. Of course I'm speaking of two spankin' new 2011 model Mentor Silicone (650cc each) breast implants! : ) I'm toying around with lighting up a 2007 RA Estupendos or a 2009 Lusitania. Any advice? Thanks! Brad Disclaimer: I of course mean no disrespect to new parents on the forum. I don't have any kids (that I'm aware of) so this is as close as I'll probably get and no, I haven't named them yet. : ) I know, I know....I have issues.....
Holysmokes Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 Hi, Just a word of advice, don't celebrate with a cigar.... celebrate with the twins, then a cigar. Just a thought.
BradNC Posted April 25, 2011 Author Posted April 25, 2011 Hi,Just a word of advice, don't celebrate with a cigar.... celebrate with the twins, then a cigar. Just a thought. LOL....good point. I have to stay away from them for a while from what I understand. I guess I'll have to celebrate with a cigar multiple times while I'm waiting for that point.
tmac77 Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 LOL, Got me with the post title as I have twin daughters and I was going to give you some advise. No advise needed as it seems that your twins are vastly different than mine.
bc8436 Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 LOL....good point. I have to stay away from them for a while from what I understand. I guess I'll have to celebrate with a cigar multiple times while I'm waiting for that point. In that case, Partagas Culebras. It's three times the celebration.
Nocoins Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 First, congratulations! I've thought about this question a lot recently. I'm waiting on my second to arrive in 3-4 weeks. I had intended to celebrate the birth of our first child with a cigar, but damn if there just didn't seem to be time. If I were to have a smoke to celebrate the new baby, I think it would be a petit corona rather than a churchill or double corona. I may be able to get 30-45 minutes of liberty, but probably not much more than that. Just mah two cents.
Habanakane21 Posted April 25, 2011 Posted April 25, 2011 Great news for you Brad! We had our twins about 4 years ago. I love them more than my 3 real kids!! lol... don't steal you're girls Vicodin either!! Congrats Bro!!
archosaur Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 Ha! Congratulations! Nice choice on the silicone too. I have had the pleasure of 'experiencing' both the saline and silicone versions, and the silicone is much more natural feeling IMO. I think a Lusi is a very appropriate cigar for the occasion
BradNC Posted April 26, 2011 Author Posted April 26, 2011 lol....thanks for the responses guys. I appreciate it. Pics could happen if I've had enough to drink and I'm leaning towards the Lusi as well.
CBL Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 Pics? Anyway, get whatever is the smallest ring gauged cigar that will rest comfortably between them without falling. In other words, let the twins pick the cigar!
Ellery Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 650cc's each...damn. Are you going to have time for a smoke...with all those long nights?
BradNC Posted April 26, 2011 Author Posted April 26, 2011 Anyway, get whatever is the smallest ring gauged cigar that will rest comfortably between them without falling. In other words, let the twins pick the cigar! Hmmm....a new ring gauge tool.......
BradNC Posted April 26, 2011 Author Posted April 26, 2011 650cc's each...damn. Are you going to have time for a smoke...with all those long nights? Good point but there are still things an 898v can do that other things can't......
CBL Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 There are still things an 898v can do that other things can't...... Amen!
cigarroverzulu Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 PICS... May I suggest a creamy stick! The king of cream.
cigarroverzulu Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 I hope you get a good return on your investment!!!
BradNC Posted April 26, 2011 Author Posted April 26, 2011 First, congratulations! I've thought about this question a lot recently. I'm waiting on my second to arrive in 3-4 weeks. I had intended to celebrate the birth of our first child with a cigar, but damn if there just didn't seem to be time. If I were to have a smoke to celebrate the new baby, I think it would be a petit corona rather than a churchill or double corona. I may be able to get 30-45 minutes of liberty, but probably not much more than that. Just mah two cents. Someone should explain to him what this post is really about.
BobLobLaw Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 Yeah you have to stay away from them for awhile, but you can (and should) encourage her to do her exercises, and also help. If I recall correctly it basically involves squeezing them together a few times per day. Supposed to help recovery and they will look more natural faster. And again, if I recall correctly, she is not gonna want to do that because its painful! Enjoy
cigcars Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 In that case, Partagas Culebras. It's three times the celebration. *I was thinking Partagas Culebras as the perfect thing, myself. Of course that was before I read the rest of the statement. As a woman, I'll keep my two (cents) to myself on the subject
BradNC Posted April 27, 2011 Author Posted April 27, 2011 *I was thinking Partagas Culebras as the perfect thing, myself. Of course that was before I read the rest of the statement. As a woman, I'll keep my two (cents) to myself on the subject 1. I don't have any Culebras. B. Don't hold back. We're family here.
BradNC Posted April 27, 2011 Author Posted April 27, 2011 Well, I'm here in "delivery". They should be done in about an hour. : )
BradNC Posted April 27, 2011 Author Posted April 27, 2011 Clint, I need a reduction so I can be like normal men and wear shorts. : ) Mama and the new babies are now at home resting. I know y'all were all very concerned today that the delivery would go well. That reminds me.....Ken, stop texting me for pictures! It is way too early for that.
Habanakane21 Posted April 27, 2011 Posted April 27, 2011 Clint, I need a reduction so I can be like normal men and wear shorts. : ) Mama and the new babies are now at home resting. I know y'all were all very concerned today that the delivery would go well. That reminds me.....Ken, stop texting me for pictures! It is way too early for that. Niiiccccccccccccccceeeeeeee!
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