How Many Freudian Analysts....

[Colt45]

.... does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

[anacostiakat]

Sometimes, a penis is just a penis.

[mazolaman]

The light bulb had to be changed,as it had strange thoughts about it's mother.....

[laficion]

Two lazy men are sitting in a room when all of a sudden the light bulb goes out,

one of the men looks at the other and says, darn it, we're going to have to change

the bulb, the other says, yep, you go get the ladder and I'll get the new bulb.

The guy comes back with the new bulb but his friend didn't go fetch the ladder.

The one man asks, why didn't you get the ladder ? The other replys, it's in the garage

and it's too cold in there. OK says his friend, here's the bulb since I'm bigger, all you have to do is to

get on my shoulder and screw the bulb, OK ? The other says RIGHT !!!!

Once the guy is set, nothing happens, so the man below says, WELL, what are you waiting for

to screw that bulb on ? The man above says,

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Well, I'm waiting for you to start turning

[gr8tdanz]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb??

WANNA GO RIDE BIKES?!?!?!?!?

[CanuckSARTech]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb??

WANNA GO RIDE BIKES?!?!?!?!?

LOL. Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!!!

[shrink]

Colt, can't you hold your own penis while you're changing a bulb?

[benjaminbbush]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb??

WANNA GO RIDE BIKES?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, that is pretty fu....SQUIRREL!

[gr8tdanz]

Yeah, that is pretty fu....SQUIRREL!

Well played SOWEGA!