Montaigut Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laficion Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Good point Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 That explains it all. I have one off each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 ... and paying more dearly for it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#2 man Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Very Good !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 The best advice I was ever given was that no matter if it has wheels or boobs you are in for grief at some stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 The best advice I was ever given was that no matter if it has wheels or boobs you are in for grief at some stage. Boat is a hole in the water, Woman is a hole in the wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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