El Presidente Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 How to keep a woman happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Leave him alone --
Omskakas Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Make him food 2. Have sex with him 3. Leave him alone Fixed.
CigarmanTim Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 How to keep a woman happyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate In other words.... a lesbian.
laficion Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 How to keep a woman happyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate Then, on the 8th day, God created "Mastercard" and all was forgiven & fixed
LeafLover Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 Omskakas, LOL brotha!!!! You hit the nail on the head 3 times on how to make a man happy!!!! As for me, my cardinal rule to make a woman happy is..... ......always agree to what she says- make your mouth, face and lips say yes. Then, figure out a way to undermine the whole dam thing without being overt about it.
cigcars Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 *I can't stop laughing! The one truly for male fulfillment is only the following 3 things: *FOOD *SPORTS *SEX *That's all he needs. And for our purposes - a good (Cuban) smoke! *4th*
CanuckSARTech Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 I agree with all that's been said. Kudos, Omskakas, on a perfect correction! Rob - did your wife give you that list??? I take it that you have "honey-do list" stuff around the house to fix?
jackohalloran Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 What do you call a woman who cant make a sandwich...... single!
cigcars Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 What do you call a woman who cant make a sandwich...... single! *Don't want to alarm you, but one famous wise man with a big family says he's not bothered about his wife not doing the cooking at home. "My wife can't cook anyway. Have you ever heard of anyone to burn Kool-aid?"
anacostiakat Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 In other words.... a lesbian. I take offense! I am a lesbian!
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