the aussie, the croc and the blonde

[Ken Gargett]

Aussie walks into a bar with

a pet crocodile by his side.

He puts the crocodile up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.

'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the croc will close his

mouth for one minute.

'Then he'll open his mouth

and I'll remove my unit unscathed..

In return for witnessing this

spectacle,

each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar,

dropped his trousers,

and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.

The croc closed his mouth

as the crowd gasped.

After a minute,

the man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

crocodile hard on the top of

its head

The croc opened his mouth

and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,

and the first of his free

drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

'I'll try it -

Just don't hit me so hard

with the beer bottle!'

[Chaki]

[anacostiakat]

[Warren]

Thank the lord for blonds

Oh and guys who write posts in light blue on a white background should be shot.

[buster]

That's a blonde joke I've never heard. Good one. It's also the closest I've seen to anyone making an electronic forum post in invisible ink

Rick

[Ken Gargett]

sorry guys but that was how it arrived.

[LeafLover]

Sounds like my kinda woman.

[maalouly]

Thank the lord for blonds

Oh and guys who write posts in light blue on a white background should be shot.

Warren,

I was thinking exactly the same. I reckon it was done on purpose.

[Trevor2118]

sorry guys but that was how it arrived.

Ken, this kind of problem can be fixed.

[Ellery]

lol